Funny poster man, gettin that red pork an beans sauce all over that nice beard. Lib did you change you theme page, or is my computer on the blink? I’m having trouble with my pages. I do have an annoying line going through my screen. I’m thinking my osx operating software is on the fritz. I have to get to the bottom of the debacle. Lots of folks down on Melky’s dough, he’s still under the average pay scale.
I did change the theme, but that doesn’t mean you should be getting that annoying line. Good luck with that, I have Windows, so I deal with blue death screens on a regular basis. Technology!!
Melk is valued high in trade. He’s a kid, but he’s gone so far as start on opening day in centerfield for the Yanks. So there.
OK Libs thanks. I have the issue posted on an Apple forum. To bad you got that troll, little bitches. Louie I get my cousin Angelo the taylor can pump out those hazmat suits in a week, just send in the sizes, he can do kid sizes in a hurry, 8 a day. I got mine already. I don’t think I project the warm and fuzzy imagine your aspiring to, but here’s an idea what he can do http://ansoniarescue.com/images/HazMat%20Suit%2019__.jpg
DB7 posted this on the wrong page:
“Does the BM stand for bowel movement? The Puker looks a little backed up,maybe he needs Joba to loosen things up for him.”
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Now i know how Youk was gonna clear out the logjam at third base if Tex became a Sox.
Also blame youk for not getting Tex. Mrs Tex said that he left an impression on her new couch at the recruiting mission the sox took to the Tex mansion in Dec.
Youk has an alternative motive here with B&M. he smells money
I fuckin hate him.I dont got nothin funny to say.I hate him.I hate that little dwarf too.I hate that JO with blowers cramp comin out of the pen.I hate that sissy that is too scared to take his mask off.I hate the fat slob and remember him walking accross homeplate during Hamiltons AB during the HR derby because he wasnt the show.I hate their fans that think they won w/ homegrown talent and a 30 million $ payroll.I hate the way they treat old players like garciaparra and are trying to do to lowell.LB did I forget anything?
I would relish the opportunity. To fill out the attire.
Grateful Dead ” Steal Your Face ” t-shirt with psychedelic pot leaf, striped koulots, and open toed saddle shoes with black tube socks. Two 6 inch sweatbands, and a Nellie Fox model glove.
They would have hired Lester but they were afraid parents would think…..I cant even say it…..They would have hired drew but he couldnt hold the spoon and can above his waist at the same time.
Yesterday’s St.L. Post Dispatch held a Q & A with G.M. John Mozeliak. Mo’s been taking a shitload of heat recently for doing nothing significant to improve the club, after stating months ago that he would be ” agressive “, and that the club had money to spend. He got into it with a contributor. Here it is…
In yesterday’s Q and A in the Post Dispatch, Mo threw down with an obnoxious provoquer. Here’s the exchange.
Quote:
I Hate Bill Dewitt!!: Mo,
Please describe what it’s like living in your little land of make believe where you honestly believe that Cardinal fans should be excited about this team. If you wouldn’t mind, go into details, about how in MO’s world people are celebrating are three horrible new lefty relievers, and the signing of our awesome new .213 hitting shortstop.
John Mozeliak: First I rather live in my world then yours…it is sunny out today??? No you’re right it is 30 something degrees, my girl friend dumped me, and my car won’t start.
First, it is not we stink (unless you ask yourself these questions in the mirror) and we make decisions based on scouts, stats, and other information. If we thought Greene was going to hit .213 we would not, I repeat, not make the deal.
Go back to your world and I hope by mid summer you’re ready to come out for air.
Then, inexplicably, the exchange continued…..
Quote:
I Hate Bill Dewitt !! : Hey Johnny-
After this are you going to go into the yahoo teen chat room, and talk about designer clothes, and playing spin the bottle. GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LOSER!!!! Other G.M’s are working on deals, don’t you get it!!
John Mozeliak: Clever, and with that I will sign off big guy.
This begs some questions :
1) Why was this exchange allowed in the first place ? The question had no merit. It was clearly a personal attack, so why allow it ? Where was the moderator ?
2) Why respond ? I’m sure there were many more worthy questions available. Why choose to answer a baseless jab ?
3) A second exchange ? Once is difficult enough to fathom, but a second ? What purpose did this serve ? The second query was more absurd than the first.
4) Was it staged ? With all the discontent leveled at the FO, did Mo choose to throw down to serve an alterior motive ? To rally support ? To gain street cred ? Was the question a plant ?
To many hypotheticals for me to wrap my head around. Your thoughts ?
I will try and catch up with cha cha.I always got my eye out for GDY and Joe…mets4 stops by now and again.I thnink he told Sally the other day that whether he comments or not he is reading.
Cashman: We feel that Robbie is making great strides to grow as a hitter. He will continue to be an asset and a regular, consistent contributor to the offense.
MSalles: I have, in my cellar safe, under lock and key, the designs for an encrypted digital video format that searches all footage of Robbie Cano and flags every instance where he cost the Yankees the game without anyone else noticing. I have looked at all games the last 3 years, in their entirety. It took me 17 minutes.
Cashman: [click]
he is easily the biggest cookoo I have come accross.
Just talked to cha cha, he says his company has a firewall that doesnt allow him to post.He says he has tried after he gets home and gets the kid to bed, but hasnt been much goin on.I told him its been pickin up and that you and Sally will have the best site for all things spring training
Lib, it was him. He’s done it before. And Bernie Miklasz, who wrote about it today, says that the moderator, Mike Smith ( whose booted me 3 times, twice for less ) hands him the questions to answer. That part I find hard to swallow ( that he can’t choose not to answer a question ).
The exchange has been chronicled on Deadspin, and satirized on Hardball Times.
I have no problem with the smackdown, but what does this do for Mo’s cred ?
I can see it now. Next on First Take : FO smackdown, crossing the line ?
And on a sadder note, I’m hitting the liquor cabinet early ( not that part ), my work for the week is done ( not that part, either ). Troy Glaus undergoes shoulder surgery, out 12 weeks ( that part ).
"During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at-bats a season. That means I played 7 years without ever hitting the ball." - Mickey Mantle
Funny poster man, gettin that red pork an beans sauce all over that nice beard. Lib did you change you theme page, or is my computer on the blink? I’m having trouble with my pages. I do have an annoying line going through my screen. I’m thinking my osx operating software is on the fritz. I have to get to the bottom of the debacle. Lots of folks down on Melky’s dough, he’s still under the average pay scale.
I did change the theme, but that doesn’t mean you should be getting that annoying line. Good luck with that, I have Windows, so I deal with blue death screens on a regular basis. Technology!!
Melk is valued high in trade. He’s a kid, but he’s gone so far as start on opening day in centerfield for the Yanks. So there.
The image of 40 kids, standing upwind, in hazmat suits gives me a warm fuzzy feeling. Perhaps I will have to ponder some appropriate slogans.
Go,go,gadget mind !
Youk says: When I have a belly full of B&M, you’ll want to go to the opposite field !
That’s a whole different kind of de-motivation right there.
OK Libs thanks. I have the issue posted on an Apple forum. To bad you got that troll, little bitches. Louie I get my cousin Angelo the taylor can pump out those hazmat suits in a week, just send in the sizes, he can do kid sizes in a hurry, 8 a day. I got mine already. I don’t think I project the warm and fuzzy imagine your aspiring to, but here’s an idea what he can do
http://ansoniarescue.com/images/HazMat%20Suit%2019__.jpg
unk, your image is definitely ” food for thought “.
***Insert rim shot here***
When Coco Crisp approached Manny, as he exited the Green Monster, Manny said ” don’t go in there without a pack of matches “
DB7 posted this on the wrong page:
“Does the BM stand for bowel movement? The Puker looks a little backed up,maybe he needs Joba to loosen things up for him.”
Youk says B&M Nation is a Gas. with every purchase
Get a free Bill James saber-metric daily flatus volume calculator
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The first 100 responders receive an autographed clubhouse stool !
Now i know how Youk was gonna clear out the logjam at third base if Tex became a Sox.
Also blame youk for not getting Tex. Mrs Tex said that he left an impression on her new couch at the recruiting mission the sox took to the Tex mansion in Dec.
Youk has an alternative motive here with B&M. he smells money
Stool pigeons. The right side of the redsox infield
I fuckin hate him.I dont got nothin funny to say.I hate him.I hate that little dwarf too.I hate that JO with blowers cramp comin out of the pen.I hate that sissy that is too scared to take his mask off.I hate the fat slob and remember him walking accross homeplate during Hamiltons AB during the HR derby because he wasnt the show.I hate their fans that think they won w/ homegrown talent and a 30 million $ payroll.I hate the way they treat old players like garciaparra and are trying to do to lowell.LB did I forget anything?
JRZ, thanks for sharing.
Hey Sal-lay, is that flatulence meter triangulated correctly? Are the BeanShares calibrated to temper the effect of hairy cheeks?
The descent into toilet humor continues…
jrz, I hope you realize that I will now have to enter you in the sweepstakes.
I think we’ve started a movement here.
No LB not yet, but you can down load the hairy cheeks upgrade from B&M/triangulater/youkfartsthrupolyester.com
lib, and I think we’ve got just the guys to do it !
You don’t just flush away opportunities like this.
hahaha 15 gassy 10-year-olds line up for instruction, and then St. Lou joins the line. Wearing a red propeller cap.
Thanks for the link Sal, you know how hungry I am for new and deeply-functional widgets.
I would relish the opportunity. To fill out the attire.
Grateful Dead ” Steal Your Face ” t-shirt with psychedelic pot leaf, striped koulots, and open toed saddle shoes with black tube socks. Two 6 inch sweatbands, and a Nellie Fox model glove.
Now I’m stylin’
Every winner gets his head shaved and some of youks ball hair to glue to their chin.God I hate that belly dance he does in the box.
It’s the beans. The magical fruit.
” Nothing fills my cum catcher like B & M “
They should play Shakira songs when he comes to the plate at The Stadium.
“Dusty refuses to turn 2 on the knob of my bat unless we split a can of B&M first”
We gotta get Macphistto to swing by.Guy has alot of knowledge.
Plenty of beer in the fridge.
They would have hired Pedroia, but they didn’t want parents to think beans stunted growth.
They would have hired Varitek but they were afraid parents would think baked beans make you a pussy.
They would have hired Ortiz, but then they would have had to hire Manny as well.
If you didn’t eat for 2 days, then ate a full can without chewing, would your stool look like a pile of deer pellets ?
Note to self : bean experiment
They would have hired Lester but they were afraid parents would think…..I cant even say it…..They would have hired drew but he couldnt hold the spoon and can above his waist at the same time.
They would’ve hired Schilling but they couldn’t dislodge his belly from the keyboard deskmount.
They would have hired schilling but he wouldnt shut the fuck up long enough to hear their offer.
hahaah water spit everything’s wet
who else we gotta get from over at TDN? grandedog comes past, so does DB.The one we really need is the GDY baby!Joe is a must…
Okay, some food ( stop it ! ) for thought.
Yesterday’s St.L. Post Dispatch held a Q & A with G.M. John Mozeliak. Mo’s been taking a shitload of heat recently for doing nothing significant to improve the club, after stating months ago that he would be ” agressive “, and that the club had money to spend. He got into it with a contributor. Here it is…
In yesterday’s Q and A in the Post Dispatch, Mo threw down with an obnoxious provoquer. Here’s the exchange.
Quote:
I Hate Bill Dewitt!!: Mo,
Please describe what it’s like living in your little land of make believe where you honestly believe that Cardinal fans should be excited about this team. If you wouldn’t mind, go into details, about how in MO’s world people are celebrating are three horrible new lefty relievers, and the signing of our awesome new .213 hitting shortstop.
John Mozeliak: First I rather live in my world then yours…it is sunny out today??? No you’re right it is 30 something degrees, my girl friend dumped me, and my car won’t start.
First, it is not we stink (unless you ask yourself these questions in the mirror) and we make decisions based on scouts, stats, and other information. If we thought Greene was going to hit .213 we would not, I repeat, not make the deal.
Go back to your world and I hope by mid summer you’re ready to come out for air.
Then, inexplicably, the exchange continued…..
Quote:
I Hate Bill Dewitt !! : Hey Johnny-
After this are you going to go into the yahoo teen chat room, and talk about designer clothes, and playing spin the bottle. GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE LOSER!!!! Other G.M’s are working on deals, don’t you get it!!
John Mozeliak: Clever, and with that I will sign off big guy.
This begs some questions :
1) Why was this exchange allowed in the first place ? The question had no merit. It was clearly a personal attack, so why allow it ? Where was the moderator ?
2) Why respond ? I’m sure there were many more worthy questions available. Why choose to answer a baseless jab ?
3) A second exchange ? Once is difficult enough to fathom, but a second ? What purpose did this serve ? The second query was more absurd than the first.
4) Was it staged ? With all the discontent leveled at the FO, did Mo choose to throw down to serve an alterior motive ? To rally support ? To gain street cred ? Was the question a plant ?
To many hypotheticals for me to wrap my head around. Your thoughts ?
Comment: Great Stuff. There should have been a moderator. But I doubt that it was really the GM, probably an underling.
We also need Mets4evah and chanchis. Both have logins, both have no excuses why they can’t type their asses down here or to Uncle Sal’s.
Thats crazy…I cant even imagine that happening with Cashman…Can you imagine Cash having a back and forth with M. Salles?
I will try and catch up with cha cha.I always got my eye out for GDY and Joe…mets4 stops by now and again.I thnink he told Sally the other day that whether he comments or not he is reading.
Cashman: We feel that Robbie is making great strides to grow as a hitter. He will continue to be an asset and a regular, consistent contributor to the offense.
MSalles: I have, in my cellar safe, under lock and key, the designs for an encrypted digital video format that searches all footage of Robbie Cano and flags every instance where he cost the Yankees the game without anyone else noticing. I have looked at all games the last 3 years, in their entirety. It took me 17 minutes.
Cashman: [click]
he is easily the biggest cookoo I have come accross.
Just talked to cha cha, he says his company has a firewall that doesnt allow him to post.He says he has tried after he gets home and gets the kid to bed, but hasnt been much goin on.I told him its been pickin up and that you and Sally will have the best site for all things spring training
“Dear Mr. Cashman…”
“Dear Mr. Cashman…” is followed by 5 paragraphs of text that makes no sense and ends w/ salle saying the bullpen is awful.
Lib, it was him. He’s done it before. And Bernie Miklasz, who wrote about it today, says that the moderator, Mike Smith ( whose booted me 3 times, twice for less ) hands him the questions to answer. That part I find hard to swallow ( that he can’t choose not to answer a question ).
The exchange has been chronicled on Deadspin, and satirized on Hardball Times.
I have no problem with the smackdown, but what does this do for Mo’s cred ?
I could see this becoming a huge hairball.
If you say so, I believe it. Some people look to get fired.
I mean, try to get themselves fired. This guy is pulling a Ron Artest.
I can see it now. Next on First Take : FO smackdown, crossing the line ?
And on a sadder note, I’m hitting the liquor cabinet early ( not that part ), my work for the week is done ( not that part, either ). Troy Glaus undergoes shoulder surgery, out 12 weeks ( that part ).
What, they coudn’t wait until ST ?
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