Alex Rodriguez appeared on a Tampa dais today to address the media regarding his outing as a Primobolan user from 2001 – 2003 [aka "The Loosey Goosey Years"]. 
The biggest revelation [read from the sheets of crinkled looseleaf] was that a cousin provided him with the high quality steroid, which can easily be purchased over-the-counter in the Dominican Republic.  BBT has obtained a picture of the product brazenly displayed on one such Dominican pharmacy counter: 

The steroids are contained in the, of course, biggest flask.
The second biggest revelation was a pre-emptive and clear defense of Gene Orza, who apparently called ARod into an office to communicate that/if/when him/it/how he/she/they/we/yous may/may not be someone/thing/place/time who/which/where has to/needs to/may or doesn’t have to/need to/may not be concerned/worry/don’t worry/be happy to appear/not appear/appear then disappear on list/sheet/tab/paper/notated memo/email/billboard/headline.
ARod admirably… (more…)