Reyes-to-English Translation

“I doeh thinga dat wayah”:  I don’t think that way.
“poo mah bayees fingan da bawiyu”:  Put my best swing on the ball.
“I heeyur to heppa disteen to winna agayeen”:  I’m here to help this team win again.
“Deen oyur tee nayur goen tratta ween”:  The other team over there [in the other dugout] is also trying to win.
“I doe yonna say jes I doe yonna say no”:  I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.
“I no go eef I donna hee turd fo showa”:  It is unclear whether or not I will be batting 3rd in the future.
“I nowe eef I hee turd I no gonna run lie crasee lie I ron inda leeyo spah”:  I have reasoned that the primary strategic implication of my hitting third is a crimp on my ability to steal bases, which I practice freely while batting leadoff.

“tushzheer”: two years
“puddah een… (more…)

Yesterday's Boxes

>Yanks won, Mets won…
Yanks 5, Tampa Bay 1; x

Mets 9, Florida 0
Make sure you check out the radio interviews on Uncle Sal’s.  Francessa subtly warns Jerry Manuel that he’s playing with fire.  Goes over Jerry’s head completely.  Then check out the Reyes interview.  “What canna sayee?  I bean da heetin da leadov o ma life, ho ho! hm hmm…”  Wink twice if the killer is in the house, Jose.  Comedy gold.
>>The flag unfurls, the song is sung, Jrz gets buzzed by a huge plane:

>>>Uncle Sal also catches up with Manny Ramirez and Brad Penny – Manny rejects LA-away, Penny and Bowa go belly-to-belly.  Good stuff, Sall-O.
>>>>Bill in SF, hope you’re still with us and on the road to recovery!  Amen!

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