“I doeh thinga dat wayah”: I don’t think that way.
“poo mah bayees fingan da bawiyu”: Put my best swing on the ball.
“I heeyur to heppa disteen to winna agayeen”: I’m here to help this team win again.
“Deen oyur tee nayur goen tratta ween”: The other team over there [in the other dugout] is also trying to win.
“I doe yonna say jes I doe yonna say no”: I can neither confirm nor deny that statement.
“I no go eef I donna hee turd fo showa”: It is unclear whether or not I will be batting 3rd in the future.
“I nowe eef I hee turd I no gonna run lie crasee lie I ron inda leeyo spah”: I have reasoned that the primary strategic implication of my hitting third is a crimp on my ability to steal bases, which I practice freely while batting leadoff.
“tushzheer”: two years
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