Yanks lost, Mets lost.
Kennedy gave up 2 runs in the first inning. Brackman and Melancon each had a scoreless against the late-inning squad. Nady and Damon hit triples.
Pelfrey and Hernandez both gave up 3 runs. Tatis and Castro went yard. Nick Johnson had a dong…you remember Nickie. Anybody notice that Washington has an underrated lineup? Dukes, Milledge, Zimmerman, Dunn, Willingham, Guzman, and Belliard are pretty solid. Just a thought.
Better yet, A Rod’s next press conference Jeter says, “I’ve got to get a cyst drained.”
Hopefully, he guts it out, we trade for Chone Figgins or Miggy Cabrera at the deadline (does anyone even live in Detroit anymore?) at the deadline, Alex has the surgery in September and we get production out of 3B for the playoffs. All’s well that ends well.
“Your cousin sucks cocks in hell”
A Rod’s a plague. Wait, I take that back, the Black Death didn’t hang around for 14 years.
Scary freegin’ movie. There hasn’t been one since!
Tic-Tacs! ooo
Plague! hohoo heeee
Hey, Utley had a torn labrum last year too and look how he played the second half of the year.
Jeter should get a Tic-Tac sponsorship!
This guy is pretty good but I think any potential trade partners would see through this because everyone knows it’s not going away.
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/sports/baseball/A-Rod-Needs-Surgery-Out-Until-May.html
He does bring up my point of why this wasn’t checked out in October.
I think it is a matter of if he wants to play thru pain, Levi. It is certainly starting to look like Alex wants the surgery and the Yanks want him to rehab. It would go a long way with fans if he played thru the pain and had a great year. As long as he isn’t bitching about it the whole season saying “Oye, my hip”.
I can see it now. Milking it after every time he Ks with 1st and 3rd and 2 outs.
Hey lev what’s up with that headline link? It says one thing on the link then the page reads the opposite…”ARod needs surgery.html” links to “ARod won’t need surgery…hahaaa you gotta love it.
Holding his hip and wwalking back to the dugout like the 2,000 year old man.
He’ll have a built in excuse if he doesn’t play well now Mac. We didn’t here a word about Utley until they won the Series even though he dropped off dramatically. A Rod will milk this all year if he doesn’t have the surgery. I can see him explaining away a 5 for 23 ALCS now.
Yeah Mac- The 2,000 year old man hobbling back to the dugout looking at the big screen to make sure he looks concerned hobbling.
Alex doesn’t need you guys. Alex feels sorry for Alex, and that’s all that counts.
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOooooooo
more loosey more goosey! Arod’s cousin’s boyfriend’s mother just reported Arod tore his uterus. He can’t squat to pee for 4 months, maybe longer.
Squat to pee—–ahahahahaha Ghost
The Andrews Sisters!…..
“He’s The Boogie Woogie Posting on the Company Dime. Da da da da da da………..”
Brass Tacks: ARod takes it easy in April and May, turns it up June and July, sleepwalks through Aug, sees less and less time into September. .290-39-110.
I just saw “the Quest for G” commercial and can’t stop laughing my a** off. A Rod has finally driven Jeter mad.
Disappointed with Jeter playing second fiddle to Garnett.
This is no “Tastes great, Light Filling” commercial.
This a A Rod worthy.
“Tastes great, Less Filling” -sorry
LIBERTY: Alex Rodriguez could wind up hitting 89 Home Runs, knocking in 194 runs, and batting .396 in 125 games, and it STILL will not do him any good after the 162nd game is over. He is destined to be The Anti-Reggie Jackson. He never should have left Seattle.
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