Yanks lose.  Mets lose.
Joba Chamberlain gave up one earned run in six innings.  The Royals really didn’t touch him.  Shotty bullpen blew it.
Johan Santana gave up no earned runs in seven innings.  The Marlins really didn’t touch him.  Shotty defense blew it.
No Red Sox were ejected, of course, and Jason Varitek kept his mask on, of course.
Make sure you read up on Uncle Sal’s Take for more raw meat on Mets, Yanks, and Dustin Pedroia.