0-5 versus the Sox. Brilliant. Joba Chamberlain, despite giving up four runs in the first inning, was not only entertaining and kept his team in the game but also struck out a career-high 12 batters. At 108 pitches, he was yanked. At that point, he was pumping hot lead into the strikezone and the Sox weren’t touching him. The Yankee lineup did not scrape together runs. 3-4-5-6 was 2-for-15. Sox have us scouted inside and out, we’ve been made three times over in this decade and have barely responded. Bring back A-Rod, do it now! Tonight it’s the Rays – Sonnastine vs. Burnett, and hopefully, if A.J. is dealing in the sixth inning, Joe Girardi leaves him out there to deal.
Livan Hernandez pitched awesomely. Francisco Rodriguez keeps it interesting, doesn’t he? David Wright is 10-for-his-last-27, with three doubles, a triple, and a home run. Tonight, it’s the Phils – Park vs. Santana.


pitch was right there in his wheelhouse to…fuck!
Schiezen
did he say “garsh darnit”? tex needs a few more night out on the town.
see ya fellas
goodnight boys…stata buon.
Well, that’s my night. It’s been a joy. Can’t win with three runs on the board.
More like a Tex whack-off. Swung that bat like he was wearing a KoTex
Later guy’s
hillside honda broad needs to be t-bagged. goodnight.
Yeah, he’s muscling everything. Not getting good swings on. What can you do, he drove in all three runs. Can’t be the whole team.
Gosh Darn It? If you’re gonna slam your helmet nine times you can’t yell that and then look to see if you broke your helmet. eeesh.
He did that when he walked by Jeter.
Now you can listen to Flaherty and he’ll solve your insomnia.
All right later fellas.
Man, even Jeter drop an “F” bomb every now and then.
Howdy diddly doo, Derek!
Good night gentlemen from Down in the west Texas town of El Pisshole
One last thing…Russ Francis for the Football Hall of Fame.
BABE GAVE ME RUSS FRANCIS’ Autograph, AND he also added a couple of Brooks Robinson baseball cards! Is Babe a great guy, or what?
Russ Francis should be in The Hall-Of-Fame for integrity alone. That piece of shit Patriot organization stuck it to his roommate, Darryl Stingley, and Russ told them to go fuck themselves, and retired. he came back two years later with The 49ers in 1982, and he won a Super Bowl with them in 1984. Good.
Yep, the Pats fucked him over but he still stands by them…what a dumbass.Gotta see if I can get a rep from the 49ers to help him get inducted.
Joe,do you still have his photo? I have one hanging in my bedroom.He’s dreamy!!!!
By the way, if somebody didn’t mention it, Happy Birthday Willie Mays
Yes, I have it, BABE. I’ll keep it forever.
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