You can’t win this game without a lineup, and the Yanks just don’t have one. Nick Swisher is all about lighting fires. The Yanks should have a designated ejection, seems to be the only thing keeping them in the ballgame.
Once more, baseball is a game you can’t predict. Carlos Delgado scored the lone run by hustling home on a throwing error by Pedro Feliz and a triple-pump on the throw home by backing-up RFer Jayson Werth. Like Shoe said, STUNNED. It’s a “w”, so it doesn’t matter how it happens.
They caught me a block away. Took alot of talkin to stay outta real trouble.
The cunt behind the bar was lookin for real trouble.I think it was her boyfriend that I pushed.
no shit? so what were you charged with attempted assault?
What state jrz? I know in NYS something as simple as “substantial pain” is considered an assault. Meanwhile, you can actually punch someone in the jaw and if there isn’t a physical injury or the ‘ole “substantial pain” complaint, you could classify it as a harrassment (violation). It depends what type of pussy the dude is!
misdemeanor battery.
BIG pussy!……….part of my plea was a letter of apology or a $250 fine.I paid up.
Florida
3 large when ya add in the mouthpiece and the fines.ALL for pushing some cunt. OH, and 6 months probation………for askin a MF if he wanted to talk shit to my father to his face instead of screaming at him through the window of a moving vehicle.
Frankie can’t walk Stairs there. He always makes it interesting.
Thank God it wasnt an assault, I would be fighting over a spoon right now!My worst nightmare is going in for 6 months and NEVER getting out!
yeah I would’ve paid the $$ too in lieu of a written aplogy. One of my closest friends a few years ago fucked up some dude that was fuckin w/ his girl in a local watering hole here on SI & he went incognito for like 6 or 7 months…cut his hair (he had real long hair) didn’t go drinkin in bars cuz the guy he bitchslapped called the 5-0 & they were trolling his usual haunts looking for him.
Incredible! I’ve locked up Burglars with actual burglar kits, not shittin you,(gloves,screwdrivers,sacks for the merchandise, etc) and they get 6 months ACD (Adjournment Contemplating Dismissal)which basically means be good for 6 months and it’s a wash! NYS is a joke!
You push someone and get all that shit? Ha
AMAZIN. Frankie is best closer in the game. Yeah, I said it. Fuck you Philly!!!
BTW Longoria is the best 3B in MLB. So M4E you’re obviously on the job…which house you out of?
p.s. Feliciano sucks.
Good thing Johnny is hitting.
Bro, I am tellin you, dont EFF wit da rednecks.There were like 2000 yankees a week moving here every week back in 05.What happened to me down here would have been a joke to a cop up there.
go Johnny go go go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMONsterous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kev-Thanks for coming around to my way of thinking on Pedro.
70 in Flatbush! Live in Sea Gate Supe. Not too far from where you grew up dude!
Have a night Damon.
4…………http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4G9Sz_H7MM
M4E Seven Oh, eh? How’s that neck o the woods these day? Man Bklyn seems like a lifetime ago…probably because it was!
Damon haulen the piano
I got that good dick girl, ya didnt know?
Kev-Carlos couldn’t get you another hit tonight? Lib has us playing this game that can’t be won. I guess that guy at the DN is right.
What an embarrassing, frigging bandbox. This coming from a lifelong Yankee Fan
hey jrz I def would not fuck w/ the redneck law down in Fla. Damon sitting dead red first pitch. I’m telling ya look we know he throws like Raggedy Ann but he’s had a very representative stint as a Yankee.
Pitching stinks Noogs. That wasn’t out of the old place?
4, you tell him how Brooklyn is these days.I told you about going to red hook, right across from the Pratt institute to play ball, right?Aint been there in a long time but I am sure everything is still the same.I used to walk onto that court with my chains on and never heard boo.You think it was the respect I earned or just bein a cunt that I got my respect?Maybe it was just cuz I knew how to play Utah.
I don’t know noogs tonight’s jacks all looked pretty legit IMO. Pena’s & Damon’s HRs are out of every park in MLB
Levi– I am certainly not talking about one homer. Did you see the lead-off home run tonight? Guys are going deep off balance and without full swings. How many tonight? 7? I’ve lost track
Jrz – He called himself ugly all the time. He wasn’t lying! Probably got more ass than us put together though. Biggie never gets old.
Supe – The summer gets real bad over here in Brooklyn. Too may youngsters trying to make names for themselves, impressing the wrong people. Thank god I’m in a private community but I gotta drive through Coney Island to get here. There’sno shortage of work out there for me though.
Yanks better pull this one out or I’m gonna talk a little shit tommorrow. I have to!
God Damnit!
Are the Yankees playing tonight? I would rather talk about the court across from the Pratt Institute.
I sat in the second deck last Saturday–half-way between first base and the pole. Flags were limp behind home plate and I could have sailed a boat where I was. Bartlett’s homer tonight was a joke. We are now up to 9. this is not a coincidence.
JC
Jrz – The Big White Boy wearing the wife beater! If you got respect out here, it’s because you earned it!
Damn Mo!
Do I have to see Marie and her busted fingers every 15 minutes? Do I?
Stunning…well when it rains it pours.
I never thought I’d be clamoring for Giuseppe Franco.
Marie……a ha hahaa
LB – How are you “Our Holyness”?
fuckin scum bucket front running fans booing Mariano.
My white T’s got sleeves…..you know the project I am talkin about? I went there the 1st time because I thought I was gonna be a architecht instead of an Ironworker.Then I went there to play every weekend because I liked it!Does that make me crazy?
1st time Mo gave up back to back jacks……….EVER!
I said after one of Mo’s early appearances that Mo’s velocity wasn’t there and I got a “Huh?” from Native. That was before Bay.
I’ll say it again, Mo’s velocity isn’t there. The cutter tonight had no bite. MLB’s gun had the velocity on Longoria’s HR at 89.
Nooger- They have the worst staff in MLB so far.
Yeah, you crazy! I know the PJ’s you are talkin’ about. If you had game then I guess that’s why you fell in. Everyone loves a good challenge.
The power alley in right center is a joke. Did you just see the replay of Longoria’s homer to right? that is a major league, routine fly ball to right field and not to the warning track.
2 for 11 w/ RISP tonight…positively unacceptable.
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