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"They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games." - Casey Stengel

“A man once told me to walk with the Lord. I’d rather walk with the bases loaded.” – Ken Singleton

"Everything looks nicer when you win. The girls are prettier. The cigars taste better. The trees are greener." - Billy Martin

"During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at-bats a season. That means I played 7 years without ever hitting the ball." - Mickey Mantle

"I get the ball, I throw the ball, and then I take a shower." - Mariano Rivera