All Prayers and Sympathies go out to NativeNYer’s family for their loss.
CC Sabathia, Hideki Matsui, and Derek Jeter are all healthy, so there is no way this team should be hovering at .500. Yanks come home to face the Twins and let’s hope those fly balls ARod was lofting out to right field in the Rogers Center catch the Jet Stream in the Stadium.
David Wright steals four bases and goes three-for-three on the day Jose Reyes sits out with a sore calf. Carlos Beltran only gets called out standing up. Mets face Tim Lincecum tonight.
CHANCIS: Not especially. Although I did like the fact that he cried in public when he retired in May of 1989.
Giants are sorry…however they do have cool home uniforms. Met fans getcha brooms ready…
Ichiro,Votto and A.Gonzalez from the Padres for tonight
Orioles lead The Royals 2-0 in the middle of the fourth. RICH HILL is pitching a shutout so far in his first game of the season.
George Brett is going to hit the game winner Joe.Freddie Patek will be on first and Frank White on second.Royals win 3-2
Shoe’s O’s are up 2-0 …he doesn’t care though because before the series he was chatting up the Royals like it was George Brett and The Boys circa 1976. You disapoint me Joey Slippers.
I like Hush Puppyless Joe
BEER BY SEVEN YEAR OLDS
A handful of 7 year old children were asked ‘What do you think of beer ?’ Some interesting responses, the last one being especially funny.
‘I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.’
–Tim, 7 years old
‘Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.’
–Mellanie, 7 years old
‘My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very funny.’
–Grady, 7 years old
‘My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.’
–Toby, 7 years old
‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.
–Sarah, 7 years old
‘My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks,the better he dances.. One time he danced right into the pool.’
–Lilly, 7 years old
‘I don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’
–Ethan, 7 years old
‘I give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’
–Shirley, 7 years old
‘My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’
–Jack, 7 years old
For tonight: B. Phillips, K. Johjima, Pedroia
OOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOO’s WIN!!!!!!!!!
In a four-game series, we have two out of the first three against the first-place Royals. WHOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE!!!!
Gary Sheffield is batting .270.
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Sheffield is the youngest looking 40 year old in baseball. He’s ahead of the curve when it comes to staying fit. Who said you can’t teach old dogs new tricks
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