We’ll have to keep an eye on Brad Bergesen, because he was throwing damn near invisibly through six and a third. Alex Rodriguez stalked him to the eighth pitch in the first inning, splattering his fourth home run and sixth hit. Barring that, and save the two walks issued before Chris Ray blew the game, Brad showed skill out there. I’m imagining Shoe enjoying the work he put in, live from the Bronx. That said, nice to see CC Sabathia humming along in a professional manner. It’s been a LOOOOONNNNNGGG time since the Yanks had a horse – personally, I had started to believe they never would. Brian Bruney was hitting 95 mph on the gun last night. Phil Hughes versus Jeremie Guthrie tonight.
Free Ryan Church!!! Free Ryan!! Not even funny anymore. Jerry Manuel is playing with fire. Not enough can be said to that point. Carlos Delgado has surgery and should be back by August. In the meantime, J-Man can have the pitchers keep doing the little things like batting in runs for themselves.
Random events seem to take a poetry of their own at Citi Field, don’t they?
That all said, it sure is nice to see Juan Pierre batting leadoff – I suppose him and his speed are suddenly back in style and worthy of a starting job. File him under, “he been done wrong.” Him and Church.
lev, you just made me waste half a glass of Makers Mark.
If he wasn’t so insistent on staying for the whole game, I’d love to see Shoe racing around the field, while j stood and laughed like the guy in Deer Hunter.
as night
That explains all the Kool Mo Dee tracks you been layin’. Wassup slice?
Imagining small children in Yankee shirts walking up to a seated and austere Shoe and flipping him off.
AHAHAAA
yabba dabba.
you gonna be on at game time?
kids flipping him off-AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Livan to the rescue-eeewwwwww
I’ll go the shortstop route tonight with Reyes, Jeter, Tulowitski.
forget organizing a trip to a ballgame, anyone up for some rafting?
Murphy playing 1B tonight. Thought Mets might wait until Fenway or Citi to experiment. Should have been playing there all series. West coast would have been good three game set to give it a whirl.
I prefer to invision those kids kicking shoe in the shins, like on one of those 50′s comedies.
And I could see that Orange Beetle tooling down the road, the wheels out of balance, a bent antenna, and rusted fenders covered in black duct tape.
And it would backfire when he started it up or shut it off.
Torn seats, stuffed with newspaper to prop them up, and holes in the floorboard.
I wish I could draw.
Lou, is that what the girl from the commune was driving?
Shoe : So where you girls from ? Bet you didn’t know that I own the Tidewater Tides.
j : Hey shoe, pull over, I gotta take a leak.
Shoe : Whadaya think the paint can’s for ?
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo133/spiritofstlouis/Beverly_Hillbillies_The11.jpg
the kid was real cool til he was standing on that bridge lookin at them like they were gonna get fucked.
Nah, she had a Vespa with a Rolls Royce hood ornament and a Dead sticker on the seat.
tides, leak….hahahahahahahahahah
of course she did.
lev – jerry said “when i see inf’s not using their feet, i have an issue with that.”
i knew who he was talking about. nice call.
Wright is the problem?
nah. he just fucks up once in a while with his footwork on plays right at him and needs to cutdown on the whiffs. wright is not the problem.
according to jerry if murph sucks at 1B he is destined for platoon only at best. cant say I disagree.
hey mets..mic in a homer tonight. its going on a week!!! c’maaaaaaaan. CHRIST
joe t compared kershaw to koufax. preety strong.
i said he was better than billingsly yesterday and stopped there.
gotta say, torre knows how to interview. much different listening to him vs. ritardi and jerry with francessa.
dont worry, know I got the “jerkoff talking to himself” potato. can be entertaining.
Mets are going to kick some La la dodger douche ass tonight and the O’s are gonna smack the Skankees around!! GO METS GO ORIOLES!
….you cant say that on the BBT….
“ahhh. nobody’s listening anyway” – Harry Doyle
Torre is a faggot
Torre is a fraud. Has a majority of the dopey media fooled.
Thank you Kev
Put me down as Adam Jones fan. Kim Jones just interviewed him. Good chance he tags her before series is over.
Who hasn’t tagged Kim Jones?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOMER WELLS………..and BOBBY MURCER
torre shits out of his mouth in dodger blue now. used to be pinstriped.
Kev, gimmie a package that could land Huff and 1 that could land Johnson.
Kev,I love when you talk dirty
jrz – church and niese for huff. i’ll throw in niese. two prospects for johnson.
jrz – what gets me victor martinez?
Kim’s probably seen more meat than a truck stop urinal.
That doesn’t make her a bad person.
i think she was sterlings intern.
you aint got enough guys close enough.
No STL, it makes her a skanky whore though…..not that there’s anything wrong with that
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo133/spiritofstlouis/wanker-1.jpg
no? was hopen his contract made him moveable. i’ve never been a victor martinez but he looks locked in this season. would be perfect for mets to play 1B/Catcher.
You are gonna pay over market value for Martinez right now.
yeah. i hear ya. was interested in your estimated cost since you are an outsider looken in on it.
not a bad thought but you are right on high tag.
Kinsler,Miggy Cabrera and Youkillus
i gotta check in on reese havens and ike davis soon.
fmart is hitting .287 with 7 jacks and 20 somethen rbi’s.
evans is closer to playen for the cyclones than the mets.
Jose Reyes will bat leadoff tonight and play shortstop, followed in order by Luis Castillo, Carlos Beltran, Murphy, Ryan Church, Ramon Castro, Angel Pagan in left field, and Livan Hernandez on the mound.
I’d give the Nationals 2 tickets to Shrek when they come into town and a double decker bus tour of the city. If the guy could stay on the field, he’d still be a Yank.
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