Despite tying the major league record for consecutive errorless games at 17, the Yanks lost. Mark Teixeira, whose scoop is a big reason why the Yanks are fifth in fielding pct. and third in fewest errors, can keep breaking to first base on grounders to the right side if he also keeps putting runs on the board. Him and Robbie Cano can have a contest, whoever can’t drive runs in consistently from MOTO has to run around the infield making extra plays. No one looks stronger giving up four runs in five innings than Phil Hughes. Yanks are still up 2-1 in the series and face the Indians again at 7pm, it’s Joba Chamberlain versus Jeremy Sowers. $10 on Joba to bounce back, 6 innings, 2 runs, 6 Ks.
John Maine posted win number five for a team that takes bad clams on the chin and keeps huffing and puffing. The Mets starters have been on a tear, save a handful of Tomko innings, going back to before interleagues. J.J. Poo was lifted for Parnell in the eighth – hmmm. Tonight, it’s Livan Hernandez versus Ian Snell.
Moriarty, huh Lib? Am I driving you mad yet?
Who’s driving who mad? GARDNER GARDNER GARDNER
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LB only likes him ’cause he’s planting Jalepenos!
What’s up with the Pirates grass?
Love them jalapenos.
Jalapenos-lol
I’ve had AUTHENTIC LATINOS compliment my jalapenos. The secret to getting extra heat is to XXXXXXXX.
You aint got no dam secret!
That option on Putz is becoming more & more less likely if Parnell keeps performing the way has. What could 8Mil buy us these days?
A lifetime supply of “Just for Men” for Gary Sheffield.
Big Poppi’s chin-strap would look a little weird if it were not for that product.
chin strap-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
He’d look like the Heaviest Jai Alai player Ever.
That kid Aquino, who shut down the Yanks with the bases loaded last inning, just walked the bases loaded in the seventh. 1 out.
Freddie Sanchez looks like some kind of sped up there in his stance.
2-run double, but even more entertaining than that was hearing Kay say “it’s almost Hitchcockian”.
LB that’s France? Wouldn’t have guessed…BTW just sent you a rather interesting e mail.
Hernandez just said that Jerry Manuel keeps the other managers “guessing” with his moves. It’s more like he keeps them scratching their heads Keith. Big difference.
Hitchcockian-lol
The other day Kay said he brings a smile to people’s ears.
This may be Joba’s best start since he out dueled Beckett last July @ Fenway.
Kay has really been fixated on those gulls, he even called them a “gaggle”. Isn’t it a gaggle of geese and a flock of seagulls?
Send him to the pen.
M4, if you’re serious, and if you are using fresh garlic, heat the oil until it spits when you splash a couple drops of water off your fingers, then add the diced garlic. If you are sauteeing something, lower a medium heat when you add your ingrediants.
To me, the best kitchen ingredient in the last 20 years is the minced ( or chopped ) garlic in a jar.
No peeling, no chopping or dicing, no containers to stink beyond re-use. A big jar costs $6, lasts for a year, and you grab a spoonful when you need it, without having to add oil.
Despite what you think, garlic can age. It’s not perceptible to the eye ( or nose to a pagan ), but that might be the root of your problem.
It would be unusual if it’s your oil, but it could suck. Keep Canola for basic stuff, and save the virgin olive for people you want to impress, or if you are looking for a little nyuck, nyuck, nkuck.
Best bet, hit Costco, buy a quart size jar of minced garlic, and you’re good to go. Then cooking temp won’t matter, cutting surface will mean nada, and it’s as easy as a tablespoon ( teaspoon for you wimps ) for whatever.
If you are not serious, FUCK YOU !
If you are not-LOL
Levi the I think the Prog doubles as the Cleveland Zoo, midges, seagulls…
The man feels strongly about the garlic. 100% Class.
HAHA Lou! – I’m dead serious but I’m gonna go fuck myself anyway! I’ve tried the jar stuff once but I don’t think it was minced. It was in clove form. It very well could be “aged” garlic because I often find myself splitting them to remove the stem which is forming inside each clove. I’ll give it another shot with the minced jar-stuff. You da man!
Love me some butterfly, supe, love it.
How outstanding was that LB?
Do they have box score tattoos? Temporary of course. Gotta multitask.
What a Putz!
I know he can’t hit a lick but WTF is Pena doing bunying w/ 2 strikes & Melky on 2nd? Pull a fucking ground ball to the right side for (as GDY might say) Odin’s sake!
Yeah that was weak. Wonder if the bunt sign was on.
correction: bunting is what I meant to say of course. Hey sad story w/ that Air France flight…be surprised if they end up finding anything from that plane. Tragic shit man.
Bunt sign? He should have just ignored it.
hahahahahhahahaa.
I mean, yeah that’s tragic, supe.
Tonight’s outing from Joba really gived Girardi something to think about w/ respect to that 5th starter’s spot w/ Hughes & CMW. Who becomes the odd man out? Nice dilemma for the Yanks to ponder.
Joba’s biting at the midges in midair. Just opened up on a delivery and the pitch was like 2 feet out side. Hitchcockian.
Well, Cohen hit it on the head earlier showing surprise that Parnell was in the game so early and then he was in for 1 out. Feliciano throws a double to the lefty LaRoche and Putz gives up 4 straight hits.
The pen just imploded helped by Ozzie Smith’s, I mean, Wilson Valdez’ error and Parnell is showered and on his way back to the hotel after an 11 pitch night.
Hughes has to be the odd man out right now.
Hughes.
Yeah! Another Bloomberg commercial. Expanding 311. Brilliant. Our Brave Leader Seeks to Inform the Populace via phone operators. Fearless and Daring. All Hail Mayor Ed.
The Progressive Zoo- I like it Supe
Swisher getting his strokes in.
This Putz guy has been pissen me off for a while.
Chubby has to pitch a good game ta boot.
Son of a bitch!
Mets are losing now?
Option my sack! Bobby P is taking over the 8th next year!
ay JJ Poo, es nada bow wan poisson.
Next year?
Trade Putz to a team that needs “a closer”.
Why was Parnell in the game in the sixth inning?
Putz for Gardner.
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