Watching the Yankees is like watching an IV bag drip. Watching the Yankees is like reading a flowchart for manufacturing flowcharts. Watching the Yankees is like folding underwear for six hours straight. Watching the Yankees is a John Tesh sing-a-long on infinite repeat. Watching the Yankees is like cracking open a box of Kleenex and stirring it into your oatmeal. Watching the Yankees is like drinking flat 7-Up. Watching the Yankees is like owning a ’84 Chrysler Aries K as your weekend fun car. Watching the Yankees is like decorating the rec room with fiberglass insulation. Watching the Yankees is a slow, useless death like Frankie Five Angels in the tub. Watching the Yankees is like waiting for the ownership group to pull the trigger on a shakeup but a shakeup never happens.
Tonight, it’s Joba vs. Kawakami.
More from JRZ later.
For you conspiracy theorists, you should be happy to know that the yellow cabs aren’t alone in plotting against the Mets; the NYFD is in on it as well. That said, Mets got shut down by Joel “Pins and Needles” Piniero, spoiling a strong Livan Hernandez start by two-hitting the lineup-shuffling Mets at home.
Painful!!
Kev- Maybe a couple of guys got hit with batteries in the victory parade and they are gun shy at home.
Let Mo handle it. Pops still has some in the tank.
Levi is all over it, and the rest of you cats call yourselves GF fans
Luca Brasi
Not a coincidence Mac. Girardi just showed some fire. Usually, he’s mud.
did he throw his gum?
Four-Out Mo
How come everyone else is on a pitch count, except Mo?
Philly is more of a born loser city anyway.
That was Girardi’s “oh, I better take this opportunity and get thrown out so they can say how fiery I am” moment. Mr. Roboto will be back tomorrow with his flowcharts.
Getting thrown out was on tonight’s flowchart, I believe. It was the “YES” triangle after the box that said, “Patient is dead on the table?”
It was the perfect opportunity to get thrown out:
Horrendous call
Cashman is in town
Girardi and Thompson, affirmative…
A guy told me a pretty funny story the other day about Jordan and Barkley.He said he heard that when Sir Charles and Mike are playing golf or doing anything competetive Mike always says the same thing to Chuck.Chuck will be lining up a putt and Jordan will walk past him and say, “ya know, you NEVER won anything”
I have a project now. Girardi’s flowchart.
In tonights flowchart…..hahahahahahahahahah
just one question, whats a flow chart?
It’s what passes for business savvy these days.
Here’s a blazing example:
http://www.visualcase.com/tutorials/images/Demo%20Flow%20Chart.jpg
How many SBs for DJ now? Didnt someone say back in March that if the Yankees tell him they need him to steal 30 that he could?
I wonder which arrow leads to Al hitting .210?
Who was that?
He’s up around 16 SBs I think.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-45-steven-seagal/
Strange but true post;
Texas’ Chris Davis struck out three times on Saturday against the Giants and became the fastest player in major league history to reach 100 strikeouts, doing so in 219 at-bats.
thanks for the example but I still dont know what the fuck that was.
The one on Kate Hudson’s T-Shirt that says “I’m with stupid”
Joba had to be on the mound the night they turn a corner.
Davis went deep twice on the Yanks-changeup and a hanger.
WOW, 100 Ks in 219 ABs? Christ almighty, that translates into alot of Ks in a 600 AB season
Who is Mo looken like these days? Cuban druglord from a movie? Old ballplayer (Cepeda?), Cant put my finger on it.
That’s part of the joke J. THey are incoherent, in corporate speak, and have no real bearing on reality as most know it. And yet, you are measured on the basis of how well you make them.
I’m with stoooopid….hahahahahahahahahahhahahah
I’m with stupid-ahahahahahahaa
Davis saved Wright from some embarrassment Kev.
BTW- Has anyone ever hit .350 and struck out 175 times?
That whole hair plug thing needs changing. Mo should just go CLEAN like MISTER.
.350 and 175 whiffs? Sold.
Here is a flow chart…..
Jrz—> Beer—–> Drunk
What’s the highest Eric Davis ever batted?
HAHAHAHAA
Wright is well on his way.
Lib- Give the plugs a chance to take root. Just like everyone says NY fans are impatient.
Not sure. I know he was 0-1 against Knight.
Knight-BWahahahahahahahahaha
Wright 4 for 4, Evans blast, Church, Wright, etc.
Nieve, Stokes, Misch, Parnell 4 hit shutout.
Nice night at Citi!
Eric Davis was entertaining.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/daviser01.shtml
.327 in 98 from a career .269 hitter, do the math.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/daviser01.shtml
0 K’s for Mets tonight. Is that rare? ( for a baseball team in general Lev!)
Levi, I was the 1 that said he could steal 30 if they told him thats what they needed….dont mean to toot my own horn but…HONK HONK
I know you did. And you remind me every other steal anyway.
LB, its not letting me post B-R links again.He hit .327 in 98.Not bad for a career .268 hitter….98 + career year= ?
they should tell him to knock it off with the double plays while they are at it. worth a shot.
Do EYE do that? OK, I wont say it again til the next SB
Only kidding. I remember the SB conversation coming out of ST.
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