Bit of quickie today. LB can’t put two thoughts together with this fog in his head. Brock Lesnar put a sound slaughtering on Frank Mir to take undisputed control of MMA, and I celebrated accordingly. Peace out.
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Bit of quickie today. LB can’t put two thoughts together with this fog in his head. Brock Lesnar put a sound slaughtering on Frank Mir to take undisputed control of MMA, and I celebrated accordingly. Peace out.
So this Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
“House” for instance, is feminine: “la casa.”
“Pencil,” however, is masculine: “el lapiz.”
So a student asked, “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher decided to assign it as a class project and split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether “computer” should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men’s group decided that “computer” should definitely be of the FEMININE gender (“la computadora”), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women’s group, however, concluded that computers should be MASCULINE (“el computador”), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
I’m tellin ya.Joe went at em which is admirable but ya just cant win.They have been posting there for like 18 months, EVERY DAY and know plenty about all of us.Like I said, unwinnable unless you want to go the IP route with the the admin over there.There is likely more than 1 of them and between them they must have 20 logins.They ruined those boards and that was there goal from the start.You cant have a conversation over there anymore w/out the bullshit.Dont matter to me anymore since LB started this place.All I do here is talk baseball and laugh w/ people that seem to be like me or at least on the same page as me.
perfect clip…..EXACTLY!
Hahaha…..Great stuff Nat!
looks like the hex of the halos continues…
…and here come the Yankees…
…and there go the Yankees…
Can’t beat these guys.
LB what’s up bro…hey what’s this crazy shit shoejoe thinks kev is a DN imposter?
This shit is frustrating to say the least.Why they didnt hit figgins in that spot after the shit he pulled the other night is also beyond me.I just dont get it.
absolutely jrz…he shoulda been plunked yesterday…is shoejoe tweeking out or what? I said it yesterday morning…Yanks got some potential rotation issues starting the 2nd half bro.
Joe accused the loser of being Kev because he made a awful remark about Joes mom and Joe says Kev did last year.Because Joe accused the loser and the loser said yea, its me, Joe went off.Its just the loser getting a rise out of Joe.But Joe is understandably mad and doesnt want to listen to reason.I would bet my life that its not Kev but you know Joe when he gets something in his head.
Not only did they not hit him, they gave up a 2 out triple and he scored on a bloop.He needed to be hit, no question about it.And, BTW, figgins is on the juice, no doubt.
I agree…I like Kev, & while we all know he (as well as myself & everyone else from time to time) can get cheeky @ times w/ our Met/Yankee arguments I highly doubt he’d stoop so low to talk about a guy’s dead Mom. I mean bro how old are we? I’ve had my battles w/ Kev back in the day on the DN, but again IMO he would not cross that line.
I guess Kev said something similiar last year and I aint gonna question Joeys memory but thats a while ago and before BBT.If you read the novel I wrote on here in the last hour or so you will see that I basically said what you just said Supe.We have all been posting here going on 6-7 months and have gotten along pretty well, IMO.Not to mention, the loser showed up here w/ an upstate IP and Kev aint upstate.Like I said, the loser/s are sox fans and pathetic.They ruined those boards with their bullshit and dedication to said loser bullshit.Its an unwinnable fight.How can you argue with a retard/s?
Well Tex and Big Als 50 million dollar a season asses couldnt come thru w/ the bases juiced but Melkys 1 million dollar ass could.
Are you fucking kidding me with that play?
****** ******* ******
Yeah jrz who gives a fuck about those clowns anyway? Truth is I just wanna converse w/ the core guys here: yourself LB, spirit, et al. Bro you know this game of baseball is all about pitching, & the starting pitching the last 3 days in LA was not good. Thankfully we got the all star break to sort of get re-calibrated but I’ll say it again: I think the Yankees are gonna need to deal for a starter. Or do they swallow their pride, admit they made a mistake making Joba a starter & flip flop Hughes & joba for the 2nd half?
and jrz you’re the one that came to the DN to turn me on to BBT…and I’m damn glad you did!!!
Where’s my posts?
Hey BBT;
Here was my Sunday. Woke up, got some coffee and the papers, drove to staten island to visit in laws, got fitted for tux at mens warehouse, bought a couch for new apt. at macys furniture factory, ate soem macaroni and meatballs, watched the mets win, and caught most of yanks game.
Im now watching next food network star with my pregnant wife and will be watching entorouge soon.
Hey Joe…Someone is messing with you using my screename. Simple as that.
Sucks that I need to explain myself and wont again.
Thanks to the good guys that have my back over time.
Talk to you during the week and enjoy the break.
LETS GO METS! ( loved the Angels sweep)
kev86
I know KEV…………I KNOW BROTHER!
Where the fuck you at Lou
? Come on BROTHER, LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is why Albert Pujols doesn’t do steroids.
“I would never do any of that crap. You think I’m going to ruin my relationship with God just because I want to get better in this game? You think I’m going to ruin everything because of steroids?”
Spirit, in the most positive way possible, IMO, Poo Holes may eventually DEFINE the steroids era by establishing the “standard” by which all others will be measured (in other words, the best player who did NOT juice) …
Exhibit A: AP’s 2009 Projected Stats … 57 HRs 156 RBIs .723 SLA (all would be career highs).
Exhibit B: the dramatic drop-off in performance of every juicer after testing was implemented, to wit: Sosa, Palmeiro, Pudge, Giambi etc etc.
Only two possiblities exist now with Poo Holes and whether he juices … either he’s dirty and will TEST dirty soon enough (can anyone say Manny?) or he’s been clean all along.
I believe he’s clean, and always has been.
Good article on Shoe’s O’s
http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/orioles/bal-sp.cowherd13jul13,0,5058026.column?track=rss
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