The Phillies and The Yankees beat every team in their respective leagues handily (The Yankees had a little bit of trouble with The Angels, and The Phillies had a little bit of trouble with The Rockies, but ultimately neither series was that close). Oriole fans have been relegated to pulling for The Phillies.
“Big Al went went down, lookin, like the turd he is. The “stats” say otherwise. GDY – I’m happy for you guys but I don’t think I’ll be “be on board” with this series. Gun to my head, Go Phils!
“Andy Pettitte admitted to Kevin Baxter of the L.A. Times, “I think everybody knows I wasn’t real happy with the contract. But I wanted to take it and come back here and have a chance to do this.” Pettitte ended up earning about $10MM in 2009, but only $5.5MM was guaranteed.”
If I ever saw The Colts lose to The Ravens in the playoffs, it would be like my girlfriend getting ass-fucked by Jack The Ripper’s grandson, and she looks at me and says, “Jack’s grandson has a bigger dick than you, Shoeleess, and he made me cum 17 times in two hours.”
Don’t see how they avoid Gaudin making a start unless all 3 go on three days rest with CC doing it twice. Getting off to a 3-0 start would certainly make a Gaudin scenario easier to swallow.
Gaudin has thrown 2.1 innings since October started.
If The Orioles ever lost to The Yankees in The ALCS again, it would be like getting publicly disemboweled in Times Square by George Steinbrenner’s mistress.
J – Last week, some fan stated that if “The Taliban” were playing the Yank, hekd root for em! IMO, THAT MF needs to be be-headed. I wouldn’t go THAT far but it is the worst possible series I could witness. Enjoy your moment brother! If I were in your boots, I wouldn’t give a hair from my nuts what anyone thought. Not that you do now.
I heard a guy on the FAN say “Al Qaeda over the Yankees” which was pretty much the most distasteful and ridiculous thing I have heard from a sports fan.
4, the coffee certainly does taste good this morning and you are right, I couldnt care less what anybody thinks.Bro, after all the talk about Big Al and CC wilting under the bright lights its nice to sit back and hear all the payroll crybaby bullshit.
If The Yankees win the World Series, it will be like my girlfriend getting finger-fucked by Tom Cruise, and she looks at me and says, “Shoeless, this finger-fucking is just a tease. In about five minutes, Tom is going to stick his big, greasy dick inside of me, and shoot his white jism in my smelly twat.”
Lev – Yeah, that was the caller. I need a word with THAT MF! With all the brothers I lost during this mess (war) we’re in, that statement bothered me for a good while.
If The Yankees win The World Series, it will be like RICHARD ROUNDTREE throwing me out of a 17th-floor window and onto the cement sidewalk in New York City, like he did in the movie “SHAFT.”
CC and AL were criticised accordingly. The stats say so. The question is, idf they fail in the Big Show, have they reversed that stigma? Is the “Ring” necessary at this point?
Shoe – If they won, it would be like me getting a prostate exam, daily, on the Evening News, for millions of viewers. Kind of like what Wilpon has been doing to me for some time now.
"During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at-bats a season. That means I played 7 years without ever hitting the ball." - Mickey Mantle
CC,and Al,aren’t leaving the haters with much to go on.Only round in the chamber is payroll
Well, Jrz I hope your not referring to me. I do try to be objective and a good sport.
No, not you Ellen.I will tell ya what, you go there and say JRZ says you are a bunch of cunts and whoever responds…..IS A CUNT!
sounds good! see you all later
Reposado,is the way to go brother,what the hell,we’ll murder a whole bottle.
Honey, I don’t use language like that, but I will tell them that Jrz is rather upset with small minded and ill inept people. Will that do?
Full metal jacket.hahahahahaha
I would prefer you call them cunts, but whatever you are comfortable with I guess
How about a bunch of looney tunes. like that one. You know we are from Boston, full of beans and all that.
GDY I’m an expert in alcohol homicide.
Gotta drop some wax while attempting to remember the bars we hit last night on the way home from the Meadowlands.
Sorta reminded me of 1994 after the Rangers won the cup, and the best time I have had in New York in a long time.
whatever
GAME………
SET……..
MATCH……..
GAME………
SET……..
MATCH……..
The Phillies and The Yankees beat every team in their respective leagues handily (The Yankees had a little bit of trouble with The Angels, and The Phillies had a little bit of trouble with The Rockies, but ultimately neither series was that close). Oriole fans have been relegated to pulling for The Phillies.
I’m a bit of a hitman myself Supe,it’ll be a blood bath
Why the long face, j, I was knee deep in the bosom of Yankeedom.
“Big Al went went down, lookin, like the turd he is. The “stats” say otherwise. GDY – I’m happy for you guys but I don’t think I’ll be “be on board” with this series. Gun to my head, Go Phils!
That whatever was for Ellen, Lou
Never mind.
Hobson’s choice for Met fans.
CC Sabathia
W/L 3-0
ERA 1.19
SO 20
GP 3
I thought this guy couldnt pitch in October
Alex Rodriguez
AVG .438
HR 5
RBI 12
H 14
SLG .969
OPS 1.516
GP 9
I thought this guy couldnt play in October
Surprised to hear that Cobra,with all the dissing from Phil,aimed at the Met’s,but understood brother.
So, JRZ used the word “respond.” I don’t see anything wrong with that type of language……….
After all, what the motherfucking, cock-sucking, cunt-eating Sam Hill is wrong with using the word “respond????”
I don’t see an ass-fucking, cum-catching, jism-swallowing thing wrong with it.
How difficult is it to grasp the handles of that bandwagon, and do you have to check your dignity at the door?
4, they just said on the fan that the Yankees/phillies series is like your wife fucking your best friend for mets fans.
JRZ:
As was the 1986 Series between The Mets and The Red Sox for Yankee fans.
from MLBTR…….
“Andy Pettitte admitted to Kevin Baxter of the L.A. Times, “I think everybody knows I wasn’t real happy with the contract. But I wanted to take it and come back here and have a chance to do this.” Pettitte ended up earning about $10MM in 2009, but only $5.5MM was guaranteed.”
yes it was Joe.
If I ever saw The Colts lose to The Ravens in the playoffs, it would be like my girlfriend getting ass-fucked by Jack The Ripper’s grandson, and she looks at me and says, “Jack’s grandson has a bigger dick than you, Shoeleess, and he made me cum 17 times in two hours.”
If it were me 4,I’d just slide into the NFL.
Don’t see how they avoid Gaudin making a start unless all 3 go on three days rest with CC doing it twice. Getting off to a 3-0 start would certainly make a Gaudin scenario easier to swallow.
Gaudin has thrown 2.1 innings since October started.
If The Orioles ever lost to The Yankees in The ALCS again, it would be like getting publicly disemboweled in Times Square by George Steinbrenner’s mistress.
J – Last week, some fan stated that if “The Taliban” were playing the Yank, hekd root for em! IMO, THAT MF needs to be be-headed. I wouldn’t go THAT far but it is the worst possible series I could witness. Enjoy your moment brother! If I were in your boots, I wouldn’t give a hair from my nuts what anyone thought. Not that you do now.
COBRA:
You wouldn’t go THAT far??? I would.
I heard a guy on the FAN say “Al Qaeda over the Yankees” which was pretty much the most distasteful and ridiculous thing I have heard from a sports fan.
4, the coffee certainly does taste good this morning and you are right, I couldnt care less what anybody thinks.Bro, after all the talk about Big Al and CC wilting under the bright lights its nice to sit back and hear all the payroll crybaby bullshit.
If The Yankees win the World Series, it will be like my girlfriend getting finger-fucked by Tom Cruise, and she looks at me and says, “Shoeless, this finger-fucking is just a tease. In about five minutes, Tom is going to stick his big, greasy dick inside of me, and shoot his white jism in my smelly twat.”
I cant wait for the “CC….CC…CC” chants in the 8th inning on wednesday night
Looks to be a quiet game,score wise.
Lev – Yeah, that was the caller. I need a word with THAT MF! With all the brothers I lost during this mess (war) we’re in, that statement bothered me for a good while.
If The Yankees win The World Series, it will be like RICHARD ROUNDTREE throwing me out of a 17th-floor window and onto the cement sidewalk in New York City, like he did in the movie “SHAFT.”
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/teams/batting?team=nyy&season=2009&seasonType=2&split=22&cat=avg&order=true&type=reg
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/players/bvsp?playerId=5353
CC and AL were criticised accordingly. The stats say so. The question is, idf they fail in the Big Show, have they reversed that stigma? Is the “Ring” necessary at this point?
The Orioles swept The Phillies in Philadelphia all three games.
of course the ring is necessary.
decent #s against Lee, G.I like it.
Shoe – If they won, it would be like me getting a prostate exam, daily, on the Evening News, for millions of viewers. Kind of like what Wilpon has been doing to me for some time now.
Good mornin all…thought I’d check in to see what the hot topic of the day was…congrats on moving on the the Series (not from the heart)…
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