Dear Bri,
The tears are streaming down my face as I write this.  Life is sooooo hard.   I couldn’t believe my ears when Scottie told me what you told him, and that was what you said that I said Scottie said to me.  I mean, REALLY NOT COOL.
I don’t understand why are you are being so childish with my/your feelings.  I deserve much more than what you did to Hidecki what-his-name.  And Randy Winn is soooo old.  I mean, come on.
Why don’t you listen to reason?  Everyone who’s anyone thinks that we should be together again.
At least whell always have my “dash” to third base.
Yours…4ever!
Johnny