Johnny Damon is Divine

Dear Bri,

The tears are streaming down my face as I write this.  Life is sooooo hard.   I couldn’t believe my ears when Scottie told me what you told him, and that was what you said that I said Scottie said to me.  I mean, REALLY NOT COOL.

I don’t understand why are you are being so childish with my/your feelings.  I deserve much more than what you did to Hidecki what-his-name.  And Randy Winn is soooo old.  I mean, come on.

Why don’t you listen to reason?  Everyone who’s anyone thinks that we should be together again.

At least whell always have my “dash” to third base.

Yours…4ever!

Johnny

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Comments

  1. I’ll go with the nice round number of $200 mill.

  2. I only ask because all I have heard from the nationistas was that mauer was worth 300 million and that if he ever played at Yankee Stadium he would break HR records, they were never clear as to whether it would be the single season or career mark. Oh, and that the ankees are very mad about the extension since they have no plan at catcher and the sox barely took notice since they are stacked at catcher in the minors.

  3. Why is it not surprising that the guy who might have done the best job this winter was with the Mets for 16 years and never given his shot? -

    http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/mets/general_mistake_HRYovMbdpxAkGaFhUrDNHM

  4. You are right Supe I just noticed the other emblems – I think he had to include all the teams to get the ok from Hockey Night in Canada along with the NHL to do this project – he is a homer though

  5. NEW THREAD