Bronx Brass Tacks First-Ever Caption Contest

A young, bold Philly fan got tasered, but let’s not the fun stop there!  What do you think the cop screamed at the would-be perp, just before he pulled that little plastic trigger and lit junior’s tits up?

I’ll start it off, an ode to our very own taser-packing Brass One…

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Comments

  1. the ump call infield fly or no? Another call to the Sox. That’s pathetic.

  2. Aybar trying to pull some bullshit…..I love it.

  3. Yeah Aybar, my kind of dirty mfer. Shoulder to Pedroia. I love it. Tenderize ‘em for the weekend.

    I hit that on the ticker, babe. Although I did hear that the principal rescinded the suspension after the parents threatened.

  4. I made this post on The Baltimore Sun MORE THAN AN HOUR BEFORE GAMETIME ……….

    ……………………. “Combine the Twins 4-game winning streak with the fact that The Orioles are on a 3-game losing streak ……… Plus, their overall record is 19-9, and our overall record is 7-21 ……. And our starting pitcher’s ERA is 10.57, and their starting pitcher’s ERA is 3.73 ……… Taking all of that into account, logic tells me that The Orioles will win tonight” …………………..

    It’s in the 6th inning now, and The Orioles lead, 2-0.

    http://talk.baltimoresun.com/showthread.php?t=248669&page=3

    ColtsOriolesBullet May 6, 2010 at 9:35 pm
  5. You’re something of an Oracle, shoeless.

  6. the sox are going to win this game because they are better at preventing runs than the LAA

  7. Yeah this is a real race to the bottom. Awesome baseball at Fenway tonight.

    In the meantime…

  8. Yeah, I’m here and I know you see me!

    This coach MAY be running Jr into the ground. Had a game today, a game tommorrow, a double header on Sat and a double header on Sun. Jr says he doesn’t mind but I’m a bit perturbed.

    On a brighter note, Mets did NOT lose in extra-innings today!

    Hope all of you are well ’cause I’m shot! Hope Jr appreciates it and doesn’t let me sit in my shitty diaper for too long when I’m long in the tooth!

  9. The dictionary makes the whole thing

  10. I coulda played from the time the sun came up till well after it came down when I was his age. Come on DAD, a little dedication here!

  11. dictionary – hahahaha

    I’m surprised he didn’t cut some lines of pixie stick dust.

    You trying the kid out for the Mets bullpen, Cobra?

  12. He’s on a pitch limit LB! The binder sayeth!

    They got mercied today by some Dominicans from The Heights! 4 foot kid throwin darts! No it wasn’t Pedroia!

    Yeah, me too Jrz. All day every day.

  13. danny ainge doing his best a-rod impersonation.

  14. Dominicans in the Heights? Were you watching the kid play or were you working, you have me confused?

  15. Looked like some pretty decent kids J! We travel all over and todays game was in Red Hook (Henry & Hicks). You could tell these coaches had a good program going and the kids were fundamentally sound.

    Work straight to the game. Got in about 2 hours ago!

  16. You could tell these coaches had a good program going and the kids were fundamentally sound overage.

  17. Replacerer!

  18. Kids DID look like they were 18 but they had birth certificates (wink,wink).

  19. Ya only get better by playing better competition.

  20. My game was in the Central Park the other night, there were two Hts high school squads playing. You would have thought you were in San Pedro de Macoris. The pitcher had some hook, couldn’t throw it for a strike, but did it move.

  21. Angels can help us out here.

  22. Just be glad you are watching 12 year olds play baseball on a Thurs night and not a dance recital for 5 year old girls at 9 AM on a Sunday morning.

  23. They served you cupcakes, didn’t they?

  24. Marong………. yeah, you got a point!

    The MILFS gotta be so so!

  25. The CIA should use Costas’ broadcasts as an interrogation alternative to water boarding!

    Really, with this dude?

  26. ok that’s it for me. later.

  27. Barn burner in Texas 13-12

  28. dam them Rays, they keep staying a step ahead of the Yankees.

  29. Morning, Grunts…might as well show them all they’re hilarious:

    http://www.tauntr.com/category/categories/athletic-supporters

  30. Morning fellas

    A Bad job by the Angels would be a compliment. Tough weekend coming up, fat mike and his La La boys really woke up the Beaners and their fanbase. Good thing Dice K got the rice beat out of him even though he got the win or we’d be hearing TitleTown rants all day. 23 out of the first 35 games at home, and they’re finally taking advantage of it. A nice 2 out of three wins or a 3 game beat down will turn my sour grapes into some fine wine. good luck to the Mets against that pitching staff this weekend.. have a good one.

  31. NEW THREAD!

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