Hughes Too Cool, Josh Too Hot, Mets Got Rods

Yanks win.  Mets win.

Game summary:

…and that was the Yankees’ night.  Nick Swisher=swing man.  “The Pale Rider” Phil Hughes is a straight hustler out there.  Congrats to Derek Jeter, is now #2 on Yankee all time games played with 2,165 in the books.  The Mick is #1.  Lets see Boston break out the beanbags with ol’ Night Train on the mound, glaring and cursing and casting that big shadow.  Yanks lead the league in MRIs.  The universe turns to order.

And there is the Mets, probably the single most dramatic professional sports franchise on Earth.  The Olympic gymnastics team just drafted Ike Davis for the parallel bars.  They say he can take the Russkies no sweat.  Rod Barajas loves his pitchers.  Don’t blame KRod, he’s the one arm in the bullpen that doesn’t get consistent work.  Like WWF Intercontinental Champion Tito Santana used to say, “Arriba!”

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Comments

  1. I didnt even learn how to keep score til I stopped playing when I was 17.

  2. Van Every threw 2 straight change ups to start off Tex. He jumped all over the second one like it was Lib’s watermelon from today’s article.

  3. Check out the White Sox game through 5 innings.

  4. I jinxed Peavy.

    Buck hit a solo homer for the first hit in 5 and a third off Peavy.

  5. ruiner

  6. Shin Soo Choo is under team control thru 2013

  7. He’s supposed to go back to Korea and serve in the military for 2 years J. Mandatory for all South Koreans before they are 30.

    He is either studying who the first American President was or will be touring Korea in the off season as an ambassador for the military.

  8. Aceves left the game because his back was bothering him?

    Not a good trend with them. Hopefully they’ll get the injuries out of the way now like last year.

  9. I was amazed they called for the tarp with a 2-2 count and 2 out from an official game. BUT, I saw this morning that they would get some rain between 5 and 6 and then it would clear up and it aint even my business to know so you know they knew.

  10. I knew it was his back right away, Levi. cock and mcgargle started talking about a leg injury. Yet another case of the unknowing national announcers not knowing shit.

  11. Well he’s had problems with his back and I love when the announcers don’t do their homework.

  12. I didn’t know it was a 2-2 count and 2 outs.

    I was coaching during the game. You won’t believe how many parents have told the wife how patient I am with the kids.

    You will believe how hard my wife laughs when they tell her that.

  13. How old are the kids?

  14. Happy Mothers Day

    Great Baseball Day in NY on Saturday, lets keep the roll going today if possible, it’s good for business.

    J I haven’t posted up there and i won’t for a while maybe never but the Slit is db41, like I thought, he’s the only guy up there who ever used the word “smarmy” and he slipped and used it today. It’s a keeper board BTW.

    http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/baseball/red_sox/view.bg?articleid=1253434&format=comments&cnum=10

  15. I was just reading over the board Sal. I wish I could remember who the slit was before he was the slit but I cant.

    Happy Mothers Day to all the women who have put up with all our bullshit.

  16. ahahahahahahhahahahahahahshahahahahahhahahahahah…………

    http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/team/_/stat/pitching/year/2010/seasontype/2/league/al

  17. buchy, lesty and lackey all have era’s between 3.82 and 3.93 and they still have a team era over 5

  18. J they’re simply the best. We need this one today, then I’m going out to look for a bell tower to rent. later

  19. bell tower…..nice.

    Sal, I told ya yesterday that after friday night I wanted these 2 games BAD. I aint changed my mind, I want AJ to be a stud tonight and Tex and Al to beat lestys ass.

  20. Oh what a beautiful MOOOOOOORNING, Oh what a beautiful DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

    3 Tex messages last night…
    Everytime I checked the score on the phone yesterday it just kept getting larger hahahahahahahahaha

    Red Sox Suck

  21. suck bad

  22. That is a great photo gallery. I love that you can see Tex rounding 3rd in the background of the shot of buchy

  23. sox are closer to Joeys O’s than the Yankees in the standings.

  24. take 2 hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

  25. some of the comments on the 15 min. article are great

  26. Not for nothing, but the BH writer Tomase looks like a sex change…it’s really really fun to read how much the Posters on BH HATE him!!!

  27. I think he had something to do with outing the patriots and their videotaping ways.

  28. He looks like Teenage Nerd. He’s got sack for doing his job in that dump of a town.

  29. He is despised up there. Every article he writes has some comments that are nothing but shots at him.

  30. Can’t wait for the Mets game. I love that Hippie Kid Links from San Fran

  31. Was he ever suspended for getting busted with the reefer?

  32. testing

  33. Hmmm i posted an answer 3 times and it didn’t show up. weird.
    I don’t think he was ever suspended

  34. Is “Preventionistas” a word?

  35. You’ll have to ask Sal about that

  36. New thread!!!!

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