CC Sabathia stared in as Vincent Padilla thought twice about shaking the bat at him. Jorge Posada accompanied Padilla up the line, probably reminding El Rey De Plunk that ever since Texas cut him loose he can’t get a proper Jew to represent him. Padilla inspected the bat for cracks and took his base. I don’t know how everyone else feels, but I wouldn’t want angry-as-an-elephant-seal CC dropping fistbombs on the top of my head unless I was wearing a mattress store. That said, the earlier plunking of Robbie Cano was rectified – or simply, addressed. Another one of those starts when CC’s long fuse doesn’t light until the fourth inning or so. ARod had that kind of clutch showing that he never had batting second or seventh in one of Joe Torre’s “shake-up” lineups. Even Mariano Rivera was on his tightest edge. Two games left.
Meanwhile, the Mets are making every out into a opera and every run into a mini-series. I haven’t seen and felt this much emotion in sports since Cyndi Lauper sang the anthem at Wrestlemania 1. Mike Pelfrey, again, showed no fear of the strike zone. The bats worked like they should in the fourth inning, collectively sensing a weak moment in Twins’ starter Kevin Slowey and pouncing. You don’t have to put the ball over the fence to stack up runs, just jump on strikes and put a hard ball in play – although it was damn nice to see David Wright lace an opposite field nugget for a solo HR to right at the Citi. Brilliant. This is a first place team that the Mets rolled over last night. Two games left.
Speaking of bones did V-Mart break any in his foot…wouldnt that be a bitch with Pedroia out for the same thing
Dave Eiland coming back Tuesday
Pitching coach Dave Eiland will return to the Yankees on Tuesday.
Eiland has been away to handle a personal matter. Joe Girardi said there have been talks for the past three days that Eiland might be close to returning. He’ll join the team in New York.
No more splitting the lefties
Derek Jeter SS
Nick Swisher RF
Mark Teixeira 1B
Alex Rodriguez 3B
Robinson Cano 2B
Jorge Posada C
Curtis Granderson CF
Brett Gardner LF
Andy Pettitte LHP
Swisher batting 2nd?? Why not the last 2 games Retardi??
Still willing to entertain any offers for Price and might be willing to listen on any starting pitcher for the right offer.
BR2 you are confirmed bro, so don’t be calling me a filthy Mexican over here!!
I wouldn’t do that Supe unless your name is Supernautdez
haha Supernautdez!! Where’s that jersey of yours hanging…is that the HOF? That thing probably stinks like hot dogs cigars & Pabst Blue Ribbon.
martinez broken bone in hand
You sure J… I heard it was a foul tip off his foot… he was down for a while
Varicunt replaced him for the rest of the game
Martinez has a broken foot according to ESPN. Yes Supe it’s at the HOF from ’07.Smells like skank too
Martinez will be deported now the filthy mexican
They just said it was his thumb on baseball tonight.
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/mlb/news/story?id=5334516
I saw on ESPN and they said his foot.Those fucks are all idiots up there
Hahaha,did you see Martinez jumping around like a mexican jumping bean???
Suzy Creme Cheese just said it was V-Marts foot…does anyone know anything anymore???
Love it, Joe Morgan and his little fat a*s kissing buddy are all tore up about the Red Sox list of injuries
That wasnt nice
hitting Gardner wasnt nice….
What’s up fellas. Dodger Stadium looks like someplace they park tow trucks in.
Sorry for no post today, I was doing important stuff, I swear.
It does look like a junkyard doesn’t it??
Nice job Peetit.You suck my ass
That was ugly and I dont just mean the bunt, the whole sequence with nobody knowing what anybody else was doing and Al was right in the middle of all of it giving fugazi signs.
The Dodgers will zip through the playoffs and into the World Series with play like this.
I bet that was uglier
again? really?
Even better shit stain.Should be an error on Cano.He should have caught that
3 runs on no hits.Andy Hawkins pitching??
Yeah, Andy is weak because he’s never faced bunting before. That’s what it is. Orel Circumciser.
Al owes
circumciser….funny
Thats it Andy, keep talking to yourself.Tell yourself how much you suck ass
Oral Circumciser?? you’re learning LB,I like it
komex window shopping. dumb whop behind the plate doesn’t help
I just did the Manny double-point at the screen.
fifteen year veteran that no one has ever bunted on before. doesn’t andy have gold gloves, too?!
My fatass mother could get Reed Johnson out.Peetit throwing like a snatch
When Peetit played for the Asstros nobody ever bunted on him?? Fuckin’please
Fuckal looks like your typical mexican…thinks he’s a tough guy with a chip on his shoulder.In his case a nacho
Looks like Torre is putting on a clinic for Retardi and his binder
Sorry I’m confused. Oral’s stupidity is gets my brain in a knot. “Joe, what’s the protocol there?” “Well, Orel, firstly, thanks for insinuating that my World Series team, MVP third baseman, and fifteen year veteran starter with more playoff wins than your entire lineage will ever sniff are collectively incapable of making that play due to bad FUNDAMENTALS, and secondly, I am enjoying your berating of my managing in the middle of a charity game in bumblefuck CA (that’s right), a berating delivered with all the offhand sanctimony of a Jehovah’s Witness knocking at the door of a halfway house for recovering junkie prostitutes, and thirdly, how’s that coaching gig going for ya?”
and Petitte is just having a bad game
If only Joe Torre could be this spontaneous in the playoffs, Canada. If only.
One thing I do not miss is Torre’s fucking ACT.
You mean him ACTing like RipVanWinkle???
Mr fucking Congeniality.
San Francisco Shooting Mars Gay Pride Celebration
3 RedSux players went down in SF…coinkydink?? I don’t think so
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