A.J. Burnett, as the great Uncle Sal points out, requires a baby-sitter. In his two starts since pitching coach Dave Eiland returned from personal leave, Burnett allowed just two earned runs including six and two-thirds of shutout ball versus the big-hitting Jays. Tex keeps pounding. Swish keeps pounding. I’m tired of watching Granderson’s shoulder-y swing make nothing happen. In any case, Yanks sweep, are five games into a streak, and travel up to Seattle for a God-awful four-game set. That’s three more late games and an afternooner on Sunday. Then it’s TB at home.
Mets rolled craps versus a solid Bronson Arroyo, but earn the split versus the Reds. Angel Pagan is earning the “proven major leaguer” stripes this year. Can’t slam Jon Niese for getting owned by Brandon Phillips only while striking out eight Reds over seven and two-thirds innings, you just have to shake your head. Mets gain a day off and will host Atlanta for a big three-game set this weekend.
WWE isn’t real? WTF.
Grabbed the guys fries, slammer? what a lousy cafeteria douchebag.
Jrz has the line of the night, line of the night.
You should have heard the propaganda on the rays game last night re: Price getiing the nod in the ASG. They had shields and Garza talking and one of them said some shit like, ” it would be a complete joke if he doesnt get the start”.
Now, I am not saying that Price doesnt deserve the start just that i dont think it is a clear cut decision.
Flah Flah…….tee hee
As much as I was all over Gardner, I will say he finally started hitting to his strengths so I’m waiting for Kim Jones to do a report on my contribution to his surge.
I’ll give her a pork chop.
What’s the line of the night?
pork chop…HA!
Kimmy’s still on vaca
Kevin Kennedy was probably leading the charge right J?
Girardi managing and him throwing tonight just sets it all up.
WWE ain’t real, Linda Mcmahon ain’t a MILF. This Gal is:
WTF ????? YOUTUBE YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kennedy is a real asshole. Matbe only rivaled by the lewin asshole out there in Texas.
I will give Long credit for Swisher and and “some” goes to Swisher himself for the way he has hit this year because it has been like night and day from the way he has been in the past. He is staying down and through like he never has and deserves to be an All Star considering he was one of the ones carrying them for 3 months.
Try this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsUVL6ciK-c
Fucking komex
kofuckinmex
mexifuckinko hahhahahahah
pork chop…hahaha her new nickname
Tell you what, Jack Curry is an all star. He talks to scouts and stuff and gives you the skinny.
I will admit, I was screaming for Long to be fired in 08 but he has done a hell of a job with Cano and Swisher for sure and I guess he has got to have something to do with Gardner and Cervelli as well.
Thanx for the beatin’ material Slamm.Notice at 1:38 she sticks her thumb up……….my ass
Way to drive the ball, musclesan
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The greenies lied to you, Ichi
J – I know he visited Cano in the offseason ’09 but do you think Cano is more of his own making? his father runs a hitting school, I’m not sure Long didn’t go down there to pick up a few things himself. Not taking away from Long…I have to wonder why ARod suddenly got his head together in the clutch.
Long is a schlong.fag couldn’t hit a beach ball
BTW lb, thanks for the Canseco twitter hook-up…that shit is great
“Fucking guy couldn’t hit the fucking water with a fucking oar from a fucking canoe”- Tommy Lasorda
Lib, I think that Cano could hit .270 just rolling out of bed everyday but for him to be the .330+ 30/100+ guy he is projecting out to this year I think it he is high maintenance and he needs to be reminded of shit day to day.
no problem – Canseco is the gift that keeps on giving. Wonder if Rickey has a twitter. Or Lasorda, for that matter. How about a Yogi Berra twitter feed?
Long went down to pick up tips-ahahahahahahahhaahahahah
I think Cano has just matured as a major league hitter and person. He hit .340 when Long was just an itch in his daddy’s pan…. I mean…… minor league hitting instructor.
Rickey following Rickey is mind blowing
OK I’ll buy that. High maintenance I can see and daily reminders I can see.
Crazy Ozzie would be a good twitter feed too
LaSorda…. “Penguin knows……He said it about you”
If I ever hit the # I will offer Rickey 100K to hang out on an island for a week to make me laugh.
Lib… You have to get Ozzie on the feed. That Guy is entertaining.
@Rickey1: nobody’s better than Rickey!
retweet @Rickey2: that’s why I follow you baby!
Cano’s a dick.I’ll take Bernie Allen over him
and I will make the same offer to Flaherty just so I can hear Rickey call him Flah Flah all week.
Lebron James just chose Burger King over Wendy’s and McDonalds and ESPN is there live.
all week-ahahahahahahahahaha
Rickey1 and Rickey2……BWAHAHAHAH
I’ll bet he ordered a chicken sandwich
make me laugh…hahahaha
ozzie’s added. lasorda’s added.
Crazy Ozzie Twee’ : Reecky?… who da fock gives a shee abou’ dat ha’been? Whoo da fock he tink he ees tryin a get mo’ fans den me? Whoa da fock?”
And Tyson, i wanna hang out with Mike. BUT, I need to have handlers, I need to have thorzine on site and need to administer it when I feel it is needed and waivers need to be signed in case I have to put him down.
I heard someone say Lebron threw the Boys and Girls Club a few foosball tables to pay ‘em back for having his special from their space
lots of fake Rickey’s out there, no verified real thing.
here’s one:
Rickey steals bases anywhere.
Rickey’s hearing about the expanded @mlb all star rosters and hopes joe funny-looking-in-the-face girardi does the right thing.
yeah you need to tranq that shit in a pinch
“mike tyson quotes” was added. better than tyson’s actual feed.
I’m taking Buster Olney off, that cat is just boring.
Like if me, Rickey, Flah Flah and Mike are sitting around a table playing poker and Mike starts sweating and talking about how, “that bitch Emmanuel Lewis was talking shit during one of my fights”, I would feel much better if I had like 200CCs loaded into a rifle mounted on a swivel under the table. Ya know, better safe…..
not only is olney boring all his links are to insider articles.
Emmanuel, rifle mounted, better safe-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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