A.J. Burnett, as the great Uncle Sal points out, requires a baby-sitter. In his two starts since pitching coach Dave Eiland returned from personal leave, Burnett allowed just two earned runs including six and two-thirds of shutout ball versus the big-hitting Jays. Tex keeps pounding. Swish keeps pounding. I’m tired of watching Granderson’s shoulder-y swing make nothing happen. In any case, Yanks sweep, are five games into a streak, and travel up to Seattle for a God-awful four-game set. That’s three more late games and an afternooner on Sunday. Then it’s TB at home.
Mets rolled craps versus a solid Bronson Arroyo, but earn the split versus the Reds. Angel Pagan is earning the “proven major leaguer” stripes this year. Can’t slam Jon Niese for getting owned by Brandon Phillips only while striking out eight Reds over seven and two-thirds innings, you just have to shake your head. Mets gain a day off and will host Atlanta for a big three-game set this weekend.
Lou has his next script.
Lib- RAB just had a commercial on YES. When does BBT get its spot?
BBT infomercial
When we get bought by YES. Keep up the good work, gents! More Mexican jokes, Sultan!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I’m going to make it hard for him and says “Ok, I’ll let you stay if you can use 3 english words in a sentence” The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, “The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence.” The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, “Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?”
How do you get a Mexican woman pregnant?
Jizz in her shoes, and let the flies do the rest!
Why is a Spic like a Skunk?
Because they’re half black and half white, and smell like shit.
Where do u hide cash from a Mexican?
Under the soap!
HEEEYYYOOOO!!!!! FILTHY BASSTURDS
OK that’s good. Don’t want use up that ammo for sweeps week.
I’m out fellas, enjoy.
Why do Mexican girls wear panties?
To keep their ankles warm.
Later, lib
A big tough Mexican man married a good-looking Mexican lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“Honey, I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want – and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules! Any comments?”
His lovely new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at eight o’clock every night – whether you’re here or not.”
you see how mexican women are whores???
Can some one tell me where the bats are in the clutch tonight? 8 hits no runs ,very unproductive
That was some great fighting back from Pettite.
Let’s reward him with some runs now
Check on that Slammer
They GOTTA get a run here
The Rangers lead The Orioles, 4-0 in the 6th inning ……. BUT WAIT !!! The Orioles come back to win, 6-4 !!!
ORIOLES WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIOLES WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIOLES WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIOLES WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIOLES WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIOLES WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIOLES WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIOLES WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BREWSTER, NY is smiling when The Orioles win !!!
Right on Arod
OK ! A-Rod 3-1 NY. Go for the save and the win Mo
Alright!!!!!
Good win!
Goodnight, 1
Yankees win, Pettitte 11th win GO YANKEES ! Noe tomorrow they need to beat Lee
NITE Slammer
Where is Sauff Beach?
Whose Your Daddy chants might make a comeback.
LeFraud pulls an aroid..If ya cant beat em, join em.
Hearing Lee to Yanks for Monetro. That would hurt.
http://wbx.me/l/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mlbtraderumors.com
I am reading shit that makes it sound like a done deal.
Yankee starters 44-22 3.83
This is the other kid who is rumored to be in the deal.
http://www.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?pos=2B&sid=milb&t=p_pbp&pid=458691
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