Mets GM: Say, How About K-Rod?

Just what the Mets need.

Nothing spells W-I-N like overpaying for a potent cocktail of PEDs, spousal abuse, goggles, tendon-snapping windup, chaotic delivery, on-field tussles, and 9th-inning meltdowns.

Of course, I imagine that Boras Corp., who represents or has represented 3 of 4 admitted, suggested, outed, or proven juicers in the last decade or so, retains a vast network of professional informants at all strata of team and league operations that provide the kind of information that GMs hastily sweep under the rug of blown-up, ridiculous contracts to over-the-hill Boras clients.

Or, are the players actually agents of Scott Boras?

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Comments

  1. Mets suck

  2. It’s official,they sign Hafner.Oh happy day!!!!
    Gashman is the biggest douchebag in baseball

  3. Hey, I just noticed the “TIPS” jar on the right.

    I just threw in a few bucks, and will continue to do so periodically.

    LIBERTY runs this site on his own, so let’s help him out.

    ColtsOriolesBullet February 1, 2013 at 5:49 pm
  4. I thought it was dick tips…my bad LB

  5. Thanx Tom Baker

    A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special bits. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, Why are you taking off your clothes? His wife replies, You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay. The husband says, No, not at all. His wife asks angrily, Well, what the hell were you doing then? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book.

  6. BYE BYE A-DICK BYE BYE ……..
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    The visits were every few weeks. One night last spring, a source said, Bosch told associates he had been kicked out of Rodriguez’ home after he had trouble locating a vein and infuriated the player. The sources did not say why Bosch would have been tapping a vein, as HGH and testosterone do not require intravenous injections.
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    full story …
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    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1511370-alex-rodriguez-reportedly-injected-with-peds-at-south-florida-home

  7. What did the leper say to the hooker??
    Keep the tip

  8. This just puts the cherry on top of what a true asshole AssRod is

  9. Yeah and I think one of them is going to play 3rd for the Yankees this year – one fag transitions out the other in

  10. Babe that was real blood on Schillings sock – Manny’s menstural discharge

  11. If they would have checked BIG POOPSHITS dick they would have found the same blood type

  12. Hahahaha…Manny!!!!! I thought it was toe nail polish

  13. BABE:

    Did his fingertips smell like tuna fish ???

    ColtsOriolesBullet February 1, 2013 at 9:29 pm
  14. Tuna and ass Shoe!!!

  15. MOVE OVER BABE, HANK’S HIT ANOTHER

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    I remember them playing this every week on MONDAY NIGHT BASEBALLl when Hank Aaron was rapidly approaching Babe Ruth’s career home run record during the 1973 season. It was recorded by Detroit Tigers pitcher Bill Slayback, and written by Ernie Harwell.

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    ColtsOriolesBullet February 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm
  16. Thats a shitty song.Aaron was a mexican

  17. He batted over 2000+ more times than me.The dick

  18. He didn’t have a fence in left field that was 4 feet high and 296 feet deep, either,

    ColtsOriolesBullet February 2, 2013 at 6:17 pm
  19. Thanks shoe. Lmafo

  20. The fences were like that because it was the dead ball era.ATL was a launching pad when he played there.I’m the true HRKing

  21. Hey Lib – I think I know who the “Anti-Mantle” is. It’s the dweeb troll who calls himself buddio.. (WITH 2 dots – not to be mistaken for the real Buddio). Looks like he cut something out of here (your spring training invites) and pasted on a NYDN blog – HE MIGHT THINK YOU ARE THE REAL BUDDIO *LOL*”

  22. Bullshit. The fences in right-field were like that because of Ruth. The stadium was built FOR HIM. Yankee Stadium was a nightmare for right-handed hitters, such as DiMaggio. It had nothing to do with the deadball era, and everything to do with giving Ruth (and any other left-handed batters) easy access for home runs. If your theory were true, then left center field and left field wouldn’t have been canyons, as they were.

    Also, Aaron took care of himself, and Ruth didn’t. If you eat, drink, and smoke to gluttony, than you pay the price.

    ColtsOriolesBullet February 3, 2013 at 4:01 pm
  23. He’s no troll, canada, he’s a friend of babe’s.

    With regards to Hammerin’ Hank, there is only one Babe Ruth.

  24. I read and listen to all the hype about A-Rod juicing, yet no one has yet proved it to me or any one else
    I hear this guy Bosch claims he injected A-Rod himself, says A-Rod is the only ball player he would deliver to and was kicked out of A-Rod house , sounds like sour grapes and retaliation to me and why would Bosch be so careful with other players and do what he claims he did for A-Rod, again sounds like a big bull sh-t story to save his own hide. What happen to innocent till proven guilty. Sounds to me like the sports media likes to keep it going to get the results they want true or not, keep a story going and soon enough every one will believe it, Why try to destroy a man’s career with out prove
    I SAY PROVE IT ABOUT A-ROD IF YOU CAN OR SHUT UP

  25. 1yank I am pretty sure they are in the process of proving it as there is an investigation going on and not by the wannabe FBI agents at MLB – so it will officially come out. The media got wind of it. What do you expect them to do?
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    Now if you ask me – “Are the Yankees covertly working this story in the media to destroy him? The answer is “YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  26. I agree with you on the Yankees working the story to destroy him, to line their pockets more
    SAD

  27. This Yankee ownership will destroy the whole team soon enough

  28. He’s a friend of mine Canada.Good guy.Hates the Yankees though.He’ll say he’s a DeadCox fan but he’s a closet Mets fan.Him and Kev86 should get along

  29. Hey Babe a friend of yours is a friend of mine :)
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    This just in CashASS has signed Juan Rivera to a minor league contract – fits the plans – what is 40?

  30. http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/view/365675-mark-teixeira-im-on-backside-of-my-career?sct=hp_bf4_a7&eref=sihp
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    Backside of his career? Funny how that contract is even across the board – maybe it should be backside of his career adjusted

  31. Backside = .260 / 20 /70 for 120 games. Love this contract too. Backside is accurate.

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