Making friends is easy the Kevin Youkilis way.
“I’ll always be a Red Sock,”
That’s nice. And who’s your favorite Yankee?
While Youkilis is being relied upon to play Rodriguez’s position, he cautioned against expectations that he will replace the three-time MVP’s production in the lineup.
“I don’t think you look at it like that,” Youkilis said. “You can’t be thinking about shoes to fill, because I’ll never be Alex Rodriguez. I mean, Alex Rodriguez is one of the best hitters of all time. I’m not going to be that same guy. But I can be a good major league player who can help the team win.”
Eric Chavez, I miss ya buddy.
REGGIE
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JACKSON
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That’s my newest ORIOLES JERSEY, which will be worn to all games in 2013.
Youk “I’ll always be an asshole” You are what you eat dick mouth
yo
werent we doing this shit 4 years ago?
http://yankees.lhblogs.com/2013/02/16/video-sabathias-first-bullpen-since-elbow-surgery/
yes JRZ we need to activate Mr and Mrs Snoop for spring training – she probably needs the break *LOL* – how you been man – how is the family?
Mindy McCready Commited Suicide
http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2013-02-17/spring-training-alfredo-aceves-lobs-batting-practice-red-sox-farrell-nieves-vale?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl2%7Csec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D271818
BABE:
When a young woman dies, do you think that her cunt should be recycled, like GEORGE CARLIN suggested ???
That fucking cunt shot her dog !!!
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/mindy-mccready-reportedly-commits-suicide-article-1.1266650
You suck, Mindy McCready. You were a fucking cunt.
Recycle it just like a plastic bottle
Yo Jrz, LoHud looks EXACTLY like BBT now, down to the Twitter feeds on the right column.
That’s alright, the best is yet to come. I got my schemes for the conquest of all baseball.
Hey Babe, caught that Muggsy article. They’ll call him a cancer and release him midseason, that’s my two cents.
Shoe, yes.
And for those who follow Canseco’s tweets as closely as I do, his thoughts on gravity and prehistoric biological evolution in regards to body dynamics and mechanics. Oddly enough, I’m totally with him on anything body-mechanics related, the man is a genius and demonstrated that by juicing his body to exceed its natural limitations. No really:
JoseCanseco I may not be 100% right but think about it. How else could 30 foot leather birds fly? 15 hours ago · reply · retweet · favorite
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JoseCanseco The land was farther away from the core and had much less gravity so bigness could develop and dominate 15 hours ago · reply · retweet · favorite
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JoseCanseco My theory is the core of the planet shifted when single continent formed to keep us in a balanced spin 16 hours ago · reply · retweet · favorite
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JoseCanseco Gravity had to be weaker to make dinosaurs nimble 16 hours ago · reply · retweet · favorite
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JoseCanseco Animal tissue of muscles and ligaments could not support huge dinosaurs even standing up or pump blood up 60 foot necks 16 hours ago · reply · retweet · favorite
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JoseCanseco elephants today eight tons supersaurs two hundred tons a totally different world. why? 16 hours ago · reply · retweet · favorite
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JoseCanseco You ever wonder why nothing REALLY big exists today in nature 16 hours ago · reply · retweet · favorite
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JoseCanseco Ancient gravity was much weaker 16 hours ago · reply · retweet · favorite
yo…
thanks for askin Canada everybody is great.
Jose is top notch
If you want to know the truth about steroid use in baseball, ask JOSE CANSECO.
Regardless of his motives, everything that he ever claimed about it (the specific users, and also his estimate of the percentage of users) always turns out to be true.
Remember when MLB came out with their estimated steroid users in baseball ??? They said 5 PERCENT. Canseco said 50 PERCENT. I’ll go with Canseco.
You stoppin’ and poppin’ bro? Number three get dropped yet?
3 showed up the end of Nov. a month early. Mama and baby both healthy.
I was in yesterday for a minute before I went to sleep. I worked last night out in Disney and just got in.
I have a better percentage Joe. All of them
Congrats and God Bless. Pink or blue, Big Poppa?
Good to hear JRZ – congrats on your new arrival :)
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/youkilis-o-neill-throwback-article-1.1268354
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How dare this guy put the words Kevin YoukaPISS and Paul O’Neill in the same sentence
BUCK SHOWALTER IS OUT TO PROVE CRITICS WRONG
(The Orioles went 16-2 in Extra-Inning Games, and 29-9 in One-Run Games)
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http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/madden-o-plan-buck-trend-doubters-article-1.1267508
Harper is on the take.
Paulie would never carry a purse, much less throw one at a rookie for backing him off the plate, and even if, Paulie would never get hip tossed after throwing his purse at a rookie for backing him off the plate.
Blue or pink?!
IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, ‘Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling.
I’m not sure the IRS finds …that believable.’
I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,’ says
Grandpa. ‘How about a demonstration?’
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, ‘Okay. Go ahead.’
Grandpa says, ‘I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.’
The auditor thinks a moment and says, ‘It’s a bet.’
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.
The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, ‘Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.’
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet.
Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
‘Want to go double or nothing?’ Grandpa asks ‘I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.’
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.
But Grandpa’s attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
‘Are you okay?’ the auditor asks.
‘Not really,’ says the attorney. ‘This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and you’d be happy about it.’
http://aol.sportingnews.com/mlb/story/2013-02-20/phil-hughes-injury-update-yankees-bulging-disk-back-opening-day?icid=maing-grid10%7Chtmlws-main-bb%7Cdl17%7Csec3_lnk2%26pLid%3D272738
My mom said, to get things done, you’d better not mess with Major Tom.
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