It’s pronounced, “TIMS”.
Girardi’s Lineup Card – Revealed!
May 14, 2010 214 Comments
Plus, Jerry Manuel’s first “Gangsta” album!
The Jerry Manuel Gangsta Album
May 10, 2010 419 Comments
Great flow, great mic control, but I just can’t figure out what any of it means.
Hughes Too Cool, Josh Too Hot, Mets Got Rods
May 7, 2010 344 Comments
It’s late, and I’m a little punchy, OK?
Bronx Brass Tacks First-Ever Caption Contest
May 5, 2010 384 Comments
A Bronx Brass Tacks special edition.
Spring Training Quotables – Mark Teixeira
February 24, 2010 379 Comments
The New York Yankees’ Mark Teixeira on repeating …[bracketed] quotes were removed by MLB.com but retained hereunder for accuracy:
“Because we’re the [gosh darn] Yankees,” Teixeira said. “If you get complacent, it’s going to be a tough year for you. Once you taste a championship and taste that victory, [gahhhhleeee] it just makes you want it even more. You realize it’s everything you’ve ever hoped for.”
“We have to feel that way every single [fudgin'] season,” Teixeira said. “We feel like we’re just as capable of defending our [dang-gum] championship as we were winning it last year. We have a great team, the core group of guys are back [and a bunch of black guys are here, too!], and hopefully we all get a little bit better [I… (more…)
Yankees Spring Training 2010 Detailed Calendar & Itinerary
February 14, 2010 463 Comments
Bronx Brass Tacks has uncovered the most detailed as-of-yet calendar & itinerary for the New York Yankees’ Spring Training in 2010, waaaaay more detailed than the reporting dates and tentative game schedule. The defending World Champions have quite the active spring on tap, here’s what we can expect:
Pitchers & Catchers: 2/17
4:30am – Joba Chamberlain’s first feeding: 2-oz warm bottle of formula. Make sure you burp him!
6:15 – Phil Hughes practices shaving, “0-2 stare” in bathroom mirror.
7:00 – Andy Pettitte eats his oatmeal, fills out his daily stool-monitoring chart.
8:00 - All players suit up and meet on field B.
9:30 - Pitchers throw off the mound to live batters.
9:31 - Jorge Posada’s first visit to the mound.
9:45 – Goose Gossage’s… (more…)
Johnny Damon is Divine
February 1, 2010 305 Comments
Dear Bri,
The tears are streaming down my face as I write this. Life is sooooo hard. I couldn’t believe my ears when Scottie told me what you told him, and that was what you said that I said Scottie said to me. I mean, REALLY NOT COOL.
I don’t understand why are you are being so childish with my/your feelings. I deserve much more than what you did to Hidecki what-his-name. And Randy Winn is soooo old. I mean, come on.
Why don’t you listen to reason? Everyone who’s anyone thinks that we should be together again.
At least whell always have my “dash” to third base.
Yours…4ever!
Johnny
